Calm Pill

I am staring at my bottle , my bottle is staring back at me. We are both waiting for the clock to hit 6:30. I took a calm pill and a few pipe tokes a few minutes ago so maybe , just maybe, i will be in a better frame of mind by the time i get to crack the seal. Rick i got your yahoo messages and i just have to say im tired of the bullshit. Everyone is tired of it. If you enter a tourney either finish the fucking tourney or leave, dont play a round then jump out and watch the rest of the matches. That to me says you are trying to protect your stats. Who gives a fuck about your stats? If you play a match in a ladder room and lose report the fucking match. Dont fuck around either just do it. Its getting to the point where you are going to be in the same class as amplify if you arent already there in some peoples minds which is likely after the shit you pulled several days ago. Now that i have said all that i will take another pill and host this tourney . Then i will meditate on beating the hell out of whoever i can in the game. "THE DUDE ABIDES"

Sportsmanship

I talk trash, i raise hell , i make snide comments here and in the lobby. But one thing i also do is observe sportsmanship in the game. If you fuck up and misplay a word ansd i pass back to you should you take advantage of the new rack and play elsewhere like any common peckerhead or do you do the right thing (my opinion) and play in the same spot as well as you can? BTW reporting losses in a prompt manner is also good sportsmanship Rick. Dont worry , burn me once .... you wont get a second chance. Some say the game shouldnt be cutthroat and i can play a friendly game with most but if you screw me over im gonna be looking to kick the dogshit out of ya every chance i get after that. Oh and now is a good time to post my motto again ..... "Dont like me ? Bite me"

On Partners Advantages

I was thinking , dangerous , yes but i did it anyway. What i was thinking about was the partners situation and it struck me that despite being one half of the greatest team to grace the world of wordox, i realized that there is a team with a decided advantage over the rest of the field when they choose to play. That team is the frog and the worm , Dorcas and Joey. What advantage you ask might this team have? They have the advantage of oral communication and possible eye contact. If Joey messes up Dorcas can reach out and thwack him without blinking an eye. If she messes up he can mumble curses under his breath until she thwacks him again. Oh i suppose other teams could hook up by telephone or whatever but telephone is no substitue for being in thwacking reach. If i was close enough to Holly to be thwacked im certain i would be rubbing an ouchie whether i messed up or not and if she messed up she would probably blame me and thwack me again. See i told ya thinking is dangerous.

Word and song for the past couple of weeks

Yeah i have neglected this but i have many reasons which i will go into in other posts.
First of all the word of the week is corvine [kawr-vahyn, -vin] Pronunciation
–adjective
1.
pertaining to or resembling a crow.
2.
belonging or pertaining to the Corvidae, a family of birds including the crows, ravens, and jays.
CAW lol
And the song of the week from the band ........Counting Crows lol ... Mr. Jones.... in my opinion a cool tune , i grew up next door to 4 brothers with the last name Jones and they are my best friends in the world, the song reminds me a bit of times spent raising hell with the jones boys. Their mom claimed me as the 5th son lol. thats it for this post ;-)

Burglars in the boogerwoods

Where i live i can see 2 neighbors houses , the guy across the road has horses and a barn etc and i can see the guys house that sits on the main highway. The guy living on the highway stopped by yesterday and asked if we had been having trouble with vandals and break-ins. It seems someone is plaguing him with all manner of mischief from beating on the house at night , shooting his kids with bb guns from the woods (no i didnt do it) and a recent break in. The guy across the road has had a bit of trouble too.
Anyway highway guy told us that he saw a person in our yard about 2am fri night- sat morn. This person was on the side of the house away from my garage where my dogs stay at night . Being in meth country i hope there isnt some fool looking to break in to my house. I dont even want strangers in my yard . I have guns and i am not afraid to shoot at people or be shot at in defense of my family and property. I have been shot at and shot back so i know what to expect. Lets hope that i wont need to again.

Meliscas muffins

melisca and her muffins said
"Ok as much as I hate to contradict you perrin. If you are refrencing the Sunday night tourney I hosted last night then, I feel I must. You said Ceedie said nothing to you in the lobby, but she did. She said a very gracious gg and glir. If this is not what you are refering to then, I guess it was another game. Continue on with the battle against each other :) "


Ok muffinbabe it isnt a battle and i was the one who was gracious :P Nothing else was said as far as i know and i had just started drinking so i wasnt snockered yet. Besides , a gl and gg in the game itself came only from me.

hollys new blog addy

My pard , The Spicy One , made the decision to leave her upper class digs at AOHell and move her blog down here into da hood where anything goes. Here is the link to her new space for those of ya that dont feel like scrolling to the bottom of the page http://hollypeenyo.blogspot.com/ . Welcome to the ghetto hotty, keep a gun handy ;-)

Pomposity Pards n more

I got paired against Ceedie in a tourney yesterday and she played me, i must not be enough of a pompous ass to get the free win (like i needed it). I was very courteous with a gl at the start and a gg at the end with a vgl an glir in lobby but all i got in return was silent rudeness. I guess she knew a beating was coming and it hurt too bad to type afterwards as well.
After a fun pards tourney last week this weeks tourney was infected and i noticed a couple of the best teams decided to go prepare for drunkox (pepperrin included) instead of taking the chance of getting monkey germs. Sad situation and i wish syn or extreme would host a sunday night pards. thats it for the moment bbl

Thanks tds

Ok , I feel better now having stuffed myself with bacon ,eggs , biscuits, very good amish apple butter and a large jug of O.J. I want to thank all the td's that ran tournies yesterday and last night , thanks Ayla for putting on a midnighter and especially thanks to barb for her superlate drunkox tourneys at synergy. Tding is a miserable job to me because you usually cant play if you are busy hosting so thanks to all the tds at all the leagues for your time!!

Drunkox

i dont know who all got wasted last night but i know i did lol. The tourney matches were running together so much that i lost track of what tourney was what. I was relieved and ready for bed when it was over lol.
I put up a post here that was too obnoxious for even my sober standards so i took it down. If anyone read it before removal i was drunk and got nastier than i should have . Last night was pretty much a blast for me despite Monkeyboy showing up. Lucky for him we dont play in a real bar. His new line in his profile says "the more you hate the more i love this game " Love the game all ya want bub , i know a couple of places where you wont be playing it and count your blessings that there are a few people in the world who feel sorry for shitheads like you and let you in a couple of doors anyway.
Pepperrin did ok in the pards tourney despite the fact that The Great One had to td as well as play and i think we shook off a bit of ring rust and will be back in top shape soon. i wish synergy and extreme had tds willing to host pards late friday nights or sun or mon nights .
Thats it for now may put up more later

On the last post

I will have to say , if i am in any league or ladder room im not in there to play "just for fun" games. Yes i know the game is fun but im there for fun ladder matches or fun tourneys and if i want a regular "just for fun" game i will go to social 1 . Expecting a league member in a league room to want to play "just for fun" is bullshit. <---(potty language again) Some people will agree to do that especially if they have a potential new member on the hook or if its stated ahead of time that its just for fun but generally most people want laddergames. Anyway it sounds to me like someone needs to report a loss or stay in the "just for fun " room. Not reporting , if memory serves me correctly , can get you boxed or banned from a league too. I remember a couple of players getting the old heave ho for that.

New peeves front page exposure

This is an old peeve of mine and since i saw it i thought i would put it up front so people didnt need to track it down ,thanks for your thoughts Nanc and Q


Nanc814 said...
Ok, well here's a pet peeve that hasn't been mentioned here til tonight... how about someone who loses a game and doesn't report? How about a person who selectively plays? How about someone who does both? Selectively plays, choosing to play only those that they *think* they can beat and then oops! they lose and then weasel out of reporting by claiming the other person never told them it was a ladder game. Are you kidding me? You are in a league room and you agree to play someone...you sit at a table and begin playing a 45p/45s set and then when you lose you are going to say that you didn't know it was ladder??? Hmmm... why didn't you say that when your opponent reported to YOU when they lost??? How convenient. When two members of the same league sit down to play in the league room, it is IMPLIED that they are playing league games unless otherwise specified. Everyone understands this and to state otherwise is pure manipulation of the ladder in my opinion. I am especially upset when this is done to a very nice person who will, for lack of a better phrase, lie down and take it. Well, it's downright dirty and despicable if you ask me. To do that period, but to do it to someone who you know won't fight back; how awful, how sneaky, how manipulative, how cowardly! I think anyone who places that much importance on winning a game and earning a few measly rating points that they'll do it by being dishonest, manipulative and unfair should not be allowed to participate in league play. League play should be about good, clean, fair & fun competition... Yes, I know, it's not always like that in the real world of league play and maybe I sound idealistic... but... people like that ruin it for the rest of us and it just makes me sick. I wish everyone would just refuse to play people who act like that; to enable this behavior only encourages it.
8:11 PM
Queenie said...
Here's my pet peeve. If you come to the Synergy room to play, and you and the person you sit down to play are both Synergy members, it should generally be assumed that all matches are Synergy ladder matches unless decided ahead of time that they are for 'fun'. To lose a match and then say "You never said they were ladder matches" is inexcusable. Excessive applauding, cackling, etc. may be annoying, but this particular habit is just plain WRONG! A few of us were in the room tonight when this happened. I for one will not accept an invitation to play this person, and won't allow him to join me at a table.
8:30 PM

An almost meetup

The Spicy One , commenting on my brawling ways in the past, brought to mind the story of almost meeting Ricketytick. I am originally from a town on the Tn/ Ky border that is beside Fort Cambell Ky , home of the 101st Airborne Division Screaming Eagles. Rick is from a town 15 miles north of the base in Ky. Anyway back in the day, after my normal weekly job i had a weekend gig as a bouncer at a strip club across from the base. Rick had just been playing ox a month or 2 and I knew he lived nearby.
The club had feature attractions(dancers) from Penthouse magazine on the weekends and i told Rickety that i would get him in for free if he wanted to meet a Penthouse Pet. Well evidently he hadnt heard of that particular Pet because he turned down the offer and we never did meet up. I only worked at the club a few more months after that but had a lot of fun there before and after being a bouncer there. The last time i was there with 2 friends we got kicked out and rather than try to remove us by force the bouncers called the police lol. I never did find out why we got the boot but i had been drinking tequila all night . The police actually let us drive home! thats it for tonight .........cya at the tables!

My Crappy Mood

A few people have asked about my comment regarding the mood i was in today so i decided to write about it. I woke up mad. Why you say would i wake up mad? I dont usually drink on weekdays or sunday nights , i usually save it for friday and saturday nights. I take a few prescribed pain medicines , a couple of them opiate based ,as needed and prescribed valium and carisoprodol which is also known as soma.
I take these meds for injuries suffered that have never properly healed. As a 14 year old i broke 3 fingers and 2 smaller bones in my right hand in a gold gloves boxing match and the index finger didnt heal right and since that time i have broken it 11 times. in 2000 i was the victim of a crush injury to my left foot which also involved my knee and included nerve damage and bones broken in my foot in 16 places. I have a torn abdominal muscle that i have been putting off surgery on because i had it repaired 2 years ago and the surgeon apparently didnt do the job right. Add to that injuries suffered as a bouncer (beer mug to the side of the head) which damaged my ear along with a dislocated shoulder from a keg party fight at age 18 and a fractured collarbone from a car wreck along with a severe case of carpal tunnel syndrome to top it all off.
i try to not take my meds for the uses intended, being somewhat of a druggy i save them for recreational uses when possible . I didnt take anything but ibuprofen and tramadol sunday so i had a bad nights rest and therefore woke up in a kill the world mood. Luckily my daughter can brighten my day just by walking in the door and concerned friends thru email and yahoo helped too so thanks yall cya later on!

RE:Dorcas

I had thought to close the topic not from offense at the comments posted but from negative comments about it in my personal email and just from the fact that i was in a crappy mood today. I leave the option for open comments and dont remove anyones posts no matter if they offend me or anyone else and i dont use the remove tool. f-word ,potty language, whatever people want to put here is fine with me. I dont post comments i get in my email because i feel like they are private to me altho sometimes i have quoted a person anonymously with their permission or at their request. That being said let free speech run amok here!

Topic reopened

Ya know , i get a lot of private email about what i write here aside from the comments people post on the site and already i have had letters telling me to not squash the pet peeves topic and one person said that i shouldnt worry about offending people. The remarks that person made were totally right and to that person i appreciate you pointing out that i shouldnt let the blog become watered down because im afraid of offending a friend or enemy.
If i offend you and you consider yourself a friend of mine , i apologize for offending you and i promise to not be offended in return if you bitch me out for offending you as long as we remain friends. If you arent a friend of mine or dont like me and get offended by what you read here (yes its time for an ass mention) you can kiss my hairy white ass and go to hell anyway. If you dont like whats written here by me and the comments from others stop reading here .
That was probably a stupid statement i just made because one email told me that even people who dont like the commentary and debate here or are offended by it are still drawn to it like moths to flame just because they may be mentioned or get an ego trip from making their own comment or whatever. Anyway topic reopened , dont like me - fuck off , and to the rest of ya, Have A Nice Day and more to come later .

Hmm

Wow already some strong opinions out there on peeves. To the one anonymous comment , i was talking about the 1 or 2 notorious applause button users. I have a few other peeves as well but i think i will squash the topic here and now so as too keep my temper down . I have probably offended pretty much everyone i can think of at one point or another in my writing here , im not in a good mood and there are a few i dont want to further offend so topic closed.

wordox peeves

Everyone has their pet peeves in ox , we have heard all about passing. 1 more of mine are thge people who use the applause button after almost every play. Is this a ploy to distract or are they truly awed by the fact that i just played the word sri? Im sure most of you have run across this peeve of mine . I will applaud a very nice play but i hate to overuse the button. Let me hear about any pet wordox peeves out there. you dont have to use your real name if it makes you uncomfortable. Cyas at the tables ;-)

Interleague Yesterday

The day went ok at Interleague altho the infamous team Pepperrin hit a snag when The Spicy One couldnt get in the room. So i , "The Great One" graciously volunteered to host the partners tourney which spared the other teams a sure beating ;-) .That annoying little nugget showed up at the end of the night marring an otherwise pleasant evening. No sign of the accompanying kernel of corn tho. I know I know its a sick disgusting thought so i will try to not bring up that mental image for you all anymore. Ayla made up a tourney graphic for me of a crow smoking a joint and holding a bottle of whiskey and its a very cool graphic.... thanks Aylababe! CAW!

boredom

7th beer in, 2 valiums and a joint down, 3 tourneys played with only 1 loss and a full day worked and im still not tired.... wtf? Anyhoo.........
I hope interleague has a good day without any turds in the punchbowl but we all know ampyboy is like the little nugget in the toilet that you flush and flush and cant get rid of. someone sprinkle some of that rideeze septic cleaner on his ass, if nothing else it may get rid of that unsightly corn kernel hanging onto him. Wishful thinking eh? ok enough shit stirring lol
cyas all at the tables ;-)

Pompous Ass

Richard/Wordman has been called a pompous ass and much worse by many people as im sure i have as well. In any sport (yes wordox is an indoor sport if scrabble, chess and poker are sports) there are people that the masses love to hate. Generally those people are the best in their chosen game and know that they are the best and dont mind letting everyone else know that they are the best. We have what is called attitude. The people that i have the most respect for are those that keep coming back for more no matter how severe the beatings are. Those are the ones that do get victories that they can gloat about until the next time they have to face one of us. Egos clash and I have had words with Richard in the past, as a matter of fact we cussed each other like dogs more than once but we have a healthy respect for each other because we know we are 2 of the best in the game and if you dont believe that prove me wrong!

9/11

NEVER FORGET!!!

Little man LOL

Lmao @ the little man comments. Ceedie are you trying to annoy me? Its not working. However I dont want to have a battle of wits with you since you arent armed and are unable to defend yourself so please take my earlier suggestion and Bugger Off.

word and song for the week

Another word and song for my faithful readers, damn its great to have a theme lol. Here is the word ......tes·ti·cle n.
A testis, especially one contained within a scrotum.
And to go with that here is your song for the week
Big Balls by AC/DC from the Dirty Deeds album. :-) Have a nice night!

Another disclaimer

One more time. The things i write here may offend people and if you are one of those i offend then it would be a good idea to not read what i write. That being said i must respond to part of the comment from someone who wished to remain unknown

Anonymous commenter said
"Mudslingers, Cow chip tossers, spitballers, fingerpointers that is just for 10 year olds. We are supposed to be adults here but some of us are acting anything but...Verbal warfare should be left out of wordox all together. Maybe the other administrators find this to be amusing and are being entertained. I hope that is not the case here.Hopefully now you can understand why people have been staying away"
Ok anonymous , when you get 2 people together whether they are children or adults you are going to have all of the above. Thats life. As far as any administrator goes they are invited to read the top of the page as well. If they dont like the content here after that then they dont need to read it. This site is not affiliated with any wordox league and if ANYONE in an authority position at extreme or interleague feels like what is said here is inappropriate they should also not read it. If that offends any of the people i just mentioned they can feel free to ask me to leave said leagues. Thanks :-)

Juvenile comments mudslinging etc

Who was the one who made the juvenile comment about my balls in the first place? I think that was Ceedie who lowered herself to do that and i damn sure dont feel bad about my responses. And yes she is a bitch. And another thing.... Ayla ? For shame ? I notice you had nothing to say about her calling Wordman a pompous ass which is just as bad as me calling her names.
If you read the top of the page it says if you dont like it dont read it. I have stated that in posts many times as well. I didnt start writing here for the good of wordox , i started writing it for my own amusement and that hasnt changed.
Anyone who started reading from the beginning as most of the longtime ox players did , they all know The Monkeybars/Amplify story and some of them are people who voted to ban him at Wordplay for rank manipulation, not reporting losses and foul language towards a female admistrator. I dont know why he was banned at Synergy and i dont really give a rats ass why. As far as why i choose not to play him its been well documented here before. Sometimes i get drunk and play him anyway but thats beside the point. My partner has her own reasons for not playing him and if she feels like disclosing that information here or elsewhere thats her business.

Ceedie said...
Ok little man lets get a few things straight. First of all I'm not stupid. Secondly, I'm not afraid of losing. I don't play Wordman because he is a pompous ass, as if it is any of your business. Lastly, as far as admiring your balls, kind of hard to do when you don't have any. Have a great day !!!!!!!!!


Lady , and i use that term very loosely, i heartily disagree with you about your stupidity. You are quite stupid and your association with Amplifuck proves that if nothing else would. I hate to get any more vulgar than i already have here but since YOU brought up my balls first i would invite you to lick my sac but you may have monkeypox or one of those stds that came about from sex with simians. With that being said, Bugger off you stupid bitch :-) and you also try .... try to have a nice day.

Addition to last post

Ceedie said...
"What an ignorant little man. To bad you didn't have the balls to stay and play. "

Ok Biatch....The correct grammar is too, not to. No wonder you suck at wordox.

My Balls

Ceedie said "What an ignorant little man. To bad you didn't have the balls to stay and play." First things first you stupid bitch, is it kinda like how you never play Wordman? It may not be the balls you don't have to play him, but what is it? Do you just hate losing? Secondly we all know Wordman is an honest player and not a lowlife cheating piece of shit like your partner. I spent several months in United kicking your partners ass until i figured out it wasnt worth the effort. After all if i want to play a machine i can play the Hoyle cd and not have to be in the room with that garbage. Now back to my balls , no you cant touch them but you can admire them from a distance. Now you can crawl back up monkeys ass where you belong since you are done reading this.

Turds in the punchbowl at interleague.

like my partner said , United came to the Interleague party , left a turd in the punchbowl , and snuck away whipped dogs. Asssholes!!! . Anyway i want to send a shout out toAyla Ivy Dorcas and Joey for bringing the pooperscoopers and taking care of business . GJ Folks!! I would really like to see a larger turnout for interleague, 16-20 people at least for a few tournies. I know some of the big fish in the small ponds like bobby at accord are scared to show up but cmon peeps lets do it right if we are gonna do it at all. cya tomorrow im too drunk to write more.

The Croc Hunter

Man im totally bummed out today. I saw on the news that Steve Irwin , "The Croc Hunter " had died after being stuck by a stingray during filming on the Great Barrier Reef. I spent almost as many stoned hours watching the crazy little Aussie dive on animals while shouting Crikey as i spent watching The Weather Channel. We watched his daughter grow up on the show as well. As a matterof fact in my house crikey! is a part of our vocabulary. Steve Irwin will be missed by many. Its a sad day.

Interleague Pards ;-)

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaah, it felt good to be back in action after such a long break. hollyhotty and i had a lot of ring rust to shake off but we did very well regardless. We only lost 1 match and that was to Dorcas and Joey and i figure they owed us 1 after the thumping we gave them the last time we played ;-). Playing diagonal pards was a nice change also, i forgot how much fun it was to play that format. Hopefuly we can get a little revenge next week and it would also be nice to see some gangsta ladies show up for Tourney. thats it for tonight since im typing this blindly.
Mah the tile gods smile on you all.
Cya at the tables ,
Jefe

Dirty Hands

The GLH gang had their way with me tonight. Slingshots and pepper on my tail and cait hiding on the grassy knoll. Thats ok tho because i have a new secret strategy that im about to break out on them. . cyas all this weekend ;-)

Rescue Me : Season Finale

Oh man what an ending. Im not gonna post spoilers but i wonder if the show has been renewed? If not .... dammit!!! . One of the best shows to come along in years , i remain impressed by the real life attitude , language and the characters. I hated it that they killed off Johnny in the last episode, there was so much more they could have done with him. If anyone finds out whether or not the show is gonna get another season gimme a shout please.
My reading list the past week included a rereading of Shogun by James Clavell , it had been several years and the book was great all over again. Also a bit of science fiction, The Mote in Gods Eye by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle, a great team , i enjoy everything they put out.
Hope to get in some tourneys tomorrow night, cya at the tables!

Emmy Awards

In my humble opinion Denis Leary and his show Rescue Me got robbed by the Academy of Television Arts & Sciences. I personally think "24" sucks, when it started i didnt make it thru 1 episode. Granted that when it comes to TV i dont have much of an attention span but if 24 is so much better than RM why cant i get into it? At least Tony Shaloub got his for the show Monk. Thats about all i have to say on the awards show , im not very well informed on much TV tho like my partner Holly i do like the show The Flavor of Love..... Flav should get an emmy to wear with his clock. And i am enjoying the show Gene Simmon's Family Jewels on A&E.... for those of you who are wondering Gene is the blood puking ,fire- breathing bass player from the all time great rock band KISS and he has kids with Playmate Shannon Tweed who he settled down with after flings with Cher and Diana Ross among others.
once more cya at the tables ;-)

Sunday Rambling & R.A.T.M.

R.A.T.M. Rage Against The Machine..... i raged saturday night and lost this time....Do you tell a machine Hi n gl? or GG? Hell no lol , tho you may try n piss in its electric eye on the off chance of shorting it out.
Out for blood? ..... OMG what the fuck do people think when they play in a league/laddermatch or a tourney? Do you expect a top player to pull his/her punches just because you graced a tourney with your august presence ? Here is what ya need to do.... Get a dictionary , polish it up , turn it sideways and shove it straight up your ass, and maybe you will retain a few odd words of your own, definitions included.
word generators..... Richard where did you get yours? mine keeps crashing and i want an updated version. Gimme a fucking break people.... when you use the word earwigs and wouldnt know what an earwig was if it bit you on the ass its pretty obvious that you have new batteries but when you have been playing for years using the same ODD words over and over again and beating the best players around , then you can throw out all the accusations you want . Until then Kiss My Hairy White Ass :-)

Shout outs

I want to send a few shouts out !st to mummykins , i didnt get to play at interleague saturday but mumm got the word out to the tds and it was a job well done wtg mummy!! Second shouts are to long time wordoxers who have been away but returned in the past few days , Welcome back Debbie and LuckeeLady!!! Both are experienced veterans of the wordox wars and its good to see them back... Thats it for the moment more to come

Life gets in the way of Wordox and more stuff

Man that does suck!! I hate having my hobbies interfered with. Until i had a child i was pretty much my own person, even being married i could do pretty much whatever i wanted to do. Now with my daughter CJ thrown into the mix every move i make i have to think about her and my wife too. My daughter is just 3 years old now but that means in 14 short years i will have to start paying for college. If its the last thing i do in life i intend to see her get a good education and a nice start in whatever profession she chooses. So that means less wordox, more work.
Moving away from Tennessee to live near inlaws wasnt such a great idea either. Inlaws are very nosy people and they (me too) were much better off when they had to drive 2 and a half hours to irritate me. You would think that now that i have done my duty and given them a grandchild they would spend time with her and leave me the hell alone but noooooooo they want to aggravate the piss outta me every chance they get. Such is life.
Back to the game, I missed interleague this saturday thanks to the above mentioned people but i will be back in action there next saturday. I rejoined fswordox today and played in a tourney (that i won )with the hoyle UKers in the cases ladder room . If you like variety tourneys these are the people to play , they rarely ever have a str8 ox tourney.
Thats it for the moment cya at the tables

Ring Rust

Ring rust bit us in the ass at pards tonight. That and lack of alcohol on my part. I was out of whiskey and didnt want to drink vodka or rum. Ricky and Brian took us out twice. Wtg guys , nice playing. Hope we get another match down the road with ya when we are in true form. Today was a crappy day all the way around at interleague. Not 1 fucking tourney did United (the host league ) set up. As i said earlier they are infected and dying the slow death so it should have been expected. Interleague is a chance for the smaller leagues to attract interest in their groups, especially if they advertise it and their own leagues in social 1 but maybe they like to struggle to get a tourney off the ground? who knows.

Thanks for the memories and fun

WordoxUnited , I learned how to TD there , played in lots of laddergames and hundreds of tourneys there over the years , and i met many great players and wonderful people there. I withdrew from United today and it feels like the end of an era for me. Unless someone comes along who has the time and energy to devote to the proper administration United it is pretty much a dead league. I begged the admins there to devote some attention to interleague and maybe attract some attention and players towards United but they have a diseased league now and im afraid its too late because all i got was some mumbling idiotic bullshit letter from Dale and Rose just told me the leagues players were diversifying into other games. Rose is a great TD and i will miss playing in her tourneys. Other than that tho i wont be missing much. R.I.P. WordoxUnited . If anyone ever gets the league cleaned up and going again let me know!!!

Apology

I was a bit harsh towards "The Spicy One " last night. Im sorry pard, you cant help it if you are a pepper and i need to learn to be more tolerant . At least you arent a broccoli (shudder) or a squash. In the future i will consider innocent vegetable feelings before i caw and i urge mooers ,quackers ,bleaters ,neighers and other noisemakers to do the same. Thank You.

Other peoples journals

I have been mentioned in 2 journals/blogs written by other wordox players, the links to those journals are somewhere near the bottom of the page. The first reference was in Holly's journal and the only part of her barnyard diatribe i want to talk about are the three words here ......
"He played "moo." " Yes i did Bill... i played moo.... i knew the game was lost and the letters to play caw not being available to me i did the next best thing.....moo. A statement was made in those three letters, a statement of a persons inalienable right to indulge in barnyard noises. Get over it Holly . Are you jealous because a pepper is not a barnyard animal? Even a rebel crow like myself has a place in the barnyard even if it is only stealing corn from the other animals but you...your place is in the GARDEN hahahahaha. Next to the BEANS. Near the TOMATOES.... That, people, is the heart of her campaign to eliminate barnyard noises. Your secret is out now:P Go hang out with your silent buddies the lettuces and carrots and leave respectable animals alone!!
Now on to Barbs Journal and i quote..... "and Perrin just seems to piss off so many people that I don't think I could ever top that even if I wanted which I really don't anyway, not saying that I couldn't give it the old college try." Thank you Barb , pissing people off is a talent , one i dont believe in wasting. When im not pissing people off here in print i practice and refine the technique on my wife. I have been working it on her for 13 years . Did i say talent tho ? No , im going to revise that and say its an art form and I hope i can improve on it daily.
One other thing , i did manage to redeem myself tonight in my loss last night to Cait . Wash dem hands Lady!!
cyas all at the tables ;-)

Song and Word of the Week

Song of the Week is........ Welcome to the Jungle by Guns n Roses ;-) Word of the Week is ......Vendetta .....ven·det·ta n. 1. A feud between two families or clans that arises out of a slaying and is perpetuated by retaliatory acts of revenge; a blood feud.
2.A bitter, destructive feud. cyas ;-)

The Forfeit Bullshit is Over

Its over. I made a symbolic statement in public with my forfeits to Amplify , the statement was in support of friends who wont play him for personal reasons or dislikes. I am going to play him from here on out if paired against him in a tourney if he decides to befoul the tourney with his presence. If i lose , so what, most people know what scum he is. If i win i dedicate the wins to all the players he has cheated against , lied to , shit on , walked over or generaly irritated and to everyone else that hates his stinking guts. So Amp.... I fart in your general direction and i hope you choke on it , meanwhile its on ...... see ya around , you dickhead!

Re Again

Im glad you liked the name , i hope you are being a bitch when you check with Ampy. And the fucks i added to my last post i do believe got my fucking point across. Once again a hearty Your Welcome!!

Re Ceedie Again

Ceedie said...
If you know me at all, you would know that i don't give a damn about rank or ratings. I've been #1 and I've been # 51. WTF it's only a game. I'm here to realx, have fun, and hopefully learn some new words. By the way, thank you for saying I'm sweet, I can also be a bitch so keep me out of your blog. Thank you :)
Of course you can be a bitch, be a bitch all you want. As far as what i write about here i will write about what the fuck ever i want to write about , who the fuck ever i want to write about, whenever the fuck i want, dont like it dont read it. And here is a new team name for ya "F for Fuck off" . and by the way Your Welcome :-)

Re Ceedies comment

Ceedie said...
Wonder no more. I dont play ladder games.
Yes Ceedie i have noticed that , its perfect for Ampy since if he loses no need to report and screw up his stats and you certainly wouldnt want to see that happen. Also it was sweet of you to join him in his V for Vendetta team. It reflects well upon you.

V for Vendetta

When the most electrifying team in Wordox decides to take a break and entertain themselves away from Ox it seems that a new team has been created and named "V for Vendetta". Wow!!! Impressive name !! They even won the partners tourney!! Vendetta hmmmmm ,who in the hell could they be after? I see its Amplify and Ceedie OMG!! Ampy found another female who believes his line of bullshit. I wonder how many times she has beaten him in laddergames that he didnt report and she went along with him on it because he wants his stats to be "better than Wordmans". Oh well ,who gives a shit?
Recently i began a policy of refusing to play him , not just because i hate his stinkin guts , but in support of other players who wont play him , including my partner Holly who has had problems with him as well. Agony, Agoony ,Agonnnnny what do i do? Stay tuned for further developments.

The Great Passing Debate

Thanks everyone who responded with their views on passing. Like i said in an earlier post my reason for opening the can of worms was a couple of lobby conversations and situations i had observed and 1 or 2 i heard about.
My main point in the whole thing was that while you may or may not consider it ethical to pass , it is legal . Putting up a fake word , letting the timer run out looking for a play or just plain out passing shouldnt lead to hard feelings or lobby hellraising while passing is considered an acceptable strategy by the all of the wordox leagues administrators. And if it was considered illegal it would be as impossible to enforce as determining who is and who isnt a cheater . That being said this post is over and once again i appreciate the opinions of everyone who responded.

Comment from Dorcas

On this particular comment ......"Now let's see... would it be better to refuse to play that person in the first place, or to sign up for a tourney the undesirable person is signed up for, while PLANNING to forfeit and disrupt the tourney? You tell me!" ....Yes you are right , i have thought about my decision to forfeit against Amplify which i have now done twice. I didnt do it to disrupt the tourneys , i did it out of a personal animosity towards him, not out of ill will towards the TD's in question. Hindsight is 20/20 they say and i apologize to you, Ivystung, who was the other td involved in a forfeit and any players that may have been offended. Next time i will withdraw from a tourney instead of playing if said asshole joins after i sign up.
While a league does function better when everyone plays everyone else we all know that is a fairy tale that will never come true. The initial issue for debate however wasnt about me forfeiting against a scumbag who was banned from 3 leaguesand who i share a great deal of mutual dislike with as well, it was about players who refuse to play someone else on the passing issue after the leagues , the tourney rules, the rules of wordox etc etc all state THAT IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO PASS AS A STRATEGY. Your words... "In the case of passing, when you know ahead of time your opponent will use that "strategy" - you can plan to play (or not play) accordingly. But you don't always know ahead of time, and that's when a pass feels "unethical" - because you've played the game under one assumption, and it got stomped on."
So in other words in my opinion if you sign up for a tourney there shouldnt be any assumptions when its LEGAL to pass and ANYONE can do so. And just for the record the reason i brought this up in the first place is because of a couple of lobby situations and conversations i saw recently , not games that i have personally been involved in, but if i feel the need to pass im going to do it up front ,im damn sure not going to feel guilty about it or worry about whether my stock in others eyes goes up or down, especially since its never been a blue chip stock anyway, anywhere .

Aaaah Controversy

Did i say i didnt want anyone pissed off at me ? LOL we all know that if i havent pissed off someone, somewhere , by the end of the day i havent had a good day. Well a few have weighed in with opinions on passing . The 1 thing Dorcas said that i did not agree with was the prime function of the pass button being for a rack of completely bad tiles, the submit button serves the same function, why add another button? Saying that, i usually use the same strategy Dorcas spoke about, when passed to i uisually take the free turn, but not always. And it depends on who im playing too. I notice that its usually the women of wordox as opposed to the men who get ticked off about passsing.... usually.
I dont think it makes a player weaker to pass on the final play of the game , i have seen it "bite them in the ass" tho as one person put it. However you rarely see that end of game passing going on. If the leagues and Hoyle and the rules of wordox agree that passing as a strategy is acceptable , why cant players who choose to not employ that strategy accept that there are those who will use it , and finish a game without forfeiting or otherwise causing a scene including refusing to play a person if they do use the strategy. THAT was the main reason for the initial post. And mummy , hang around ox wouldnt be the same without ya ;-).

Passing as a strategy

Would someone please explain to me what the big flap is all about over passing as a strategy? If you read the rules of wordox they state "If you choose to not make a word on your turn you may pass to your opponent" . Thats straight from the hoyle word games rules of wordox. There is also if people have noticed a button specifically for the purpose of passing. Every leagues rules also state that passing is an acceptable strategy yet there are people who get all pissed off if you pass. When the game was invented why did they put a pass button there if it was not intended to be used as a strategy? In scrabble you can pass your turn and exchange tiles , am i not correct in this? The reason for this post is because i have had it come up several times in the past few weeks in email and lobby chat. If you are in a league game or tournament competing to better your rank or your stats and a play will cost you the game but a pass may give you an oppurtinity to win please explain to me why it isnt ethical to pass. I have seen people pass and it cost them the game. In my opinion if you are in a league and your opponent passes you should use whatever strategy you can to counter the action.... if a play can be made that wont hurt you play it, if not pass back.... gamble , take a chance .... but please dont distort the rules of the game and of all the leagues by protesting when a player passes as a strategy, it makes no sense and cause only hard feelings. I personally refuse to pretend the pass button isnt there until someone can prove to me that it wasnt put there for use as a strategy. I may or may not choose to pass , it depends because i do take wild gambles and they do payoff sometimes but i damn sure dont want anyone pissed off at me when im staying well within the rules.

Battleground, Shadows comments

I want to make sure everyone knows , this site is a battleground , a mudwrestling pit , an open forum for any jabroni who wanders in to air his/her bitches anonymous or otherwise. I dont care who slings mud here , leave your name or not. And Shadow, if someone hasnt been affronted by the stuff i have put out so far something isnt working. By all means raise all the hell you want here, suggest formats tell us about whatever you want , comment on others comments , call Amplify a dirty s.o.b... i dont care just enjoy.

New blog links

Allrighty then here are some new blogs from fellow wordoxers http://360.yahoo.com/cleopatra2u
http://journals.aol.com/lolapepper/lolpepper//
http://360.yahoo.com/barbhearn
I hope you enjoy them . Its fun to read them and fun to write in them . if ya start 1 and want to link to mine or have your link added to my site please gimme a shout.

Re: Robbed

Pard, i barely remember my thoughts last night . I barely remember last night at all lol. I do know the old switcheroo got pulled on us but next week im gonna be ready for that i promise!!

one more time on cheaters

The thing that chaps my ass about any cheater , (names deleted) etc etc is the fact that they arent gonna go away. The fact is they multiply. More and more people are cheating . I said once before bring on the cheaters, i can take them 9 times out of 10 because they suck at strategy. I fucking hate to give away a win to that pile of shit(name deleted) when like someone else said everyone else is gonna suck his ass and play him. I know cheaters will be a problem here forever , do we let them rule us? tough decision all the way around. Stand on integrity and forfeit or fight it out and take a loss if they can swing the win? damned if i do and damned if i dont. im gonna post this leaving out the cheaters names because i have glorified them enough already.

This 1 is for you Junior

i Got an email from a player who raised some points i totally agree with and here is an excerpt from that letter..... So what if a great wordox player doesn't like certain formats? That doesn't make him any less great and that's why ice cream comes in different flavors. . . not everyone likes the same thing. For Junior to say that a "true champion must be able to win at all formats" is like saying a great track star has to be able to win at sprints, hurdles, and distance races or he's not a true champion. Well said!! Wish i had thought of it first lol. Anyway that being said i will consider possibly playing in some of the "gimmick" tourneys just because my day isnt complete without a few headaches.

Train Wreck

Hey Pard , did you get the number of that bus that ran over us last night? It had to be a bus cos my head hurts really really bad. Remind me to stick to beer on saturdays during the summer please. When i drink whiskey i get us into trouble because after a few shots i lose my mind and think i gotta finish the bottle. I think Mike (Ivystung) snuck up behind me and beat the hell out of me a couple of times too. I seem to have a hazy recollection of my pard kickin me a time or 2 as well. LOL i love a good drunk. If i had been out on the town they would be bailing me out this morning so Thank You God for creating Wordox to keep my drunk ass at home safe.

Partners time

Hopefully we will have a nice turnout for pards tonight. I realize that most people have a life outside of wordox, i gave mine up when i got married. But still i know there are plenty of oxers out there that could play but dont have a partner. Dont let that stop ya , cmon in and we will help get ya a partner and if you like the partner you get try teaming with them on a regular basis and you will enjoy it more and more. sometimes ya win sometimes ya lose but hey its not like we play for money. all it takes is time and testicular fortitude. cya there !

Damn i hate to do this

Why do i keep getting the urge to write about that cheating piece of garbage Amplify? Because like those green shitflies around the horse barn he keeps buzzing around irritating me. Go away dickhead! Your profile reads no fear and no excuses i see? Well you got 1 thing right , there are no excuses when you get caught redhanded cheating. Now why dont you be a good little monkeyturd and BUGGER OFF!! there got that outta my system for a few minutes

Another wordoxers blog

Barb has started her up a blog and you can view it here http://360.yahoo.com/barbhearn i will add it to my links section tonight too.

oooh a comment to reply to

Shadow said ... Finally, and this is not an attack on you, Perrin, or any one person in particular: Why not play in these tourneys? I'm at a loss for a reason why. As Perrin says here, "To be the Man ya gotta beat the Man!" If you can only win at straight ox and no pinks, then you're not a real champion. Being able to win in any format shows true prowess. A willingness to play in any tourney, no matter the format, shows the true heart of a champion: graceful when he loses, grateful when he wins. If you can't conquer something such as two tile or no oranges, then you really aren't "the Man" (or Woman), now are you?
Ok Junior, There are 2 reasons why i can use that quote you mentioned, First because its my blog and i like to talk smack , Seond reason: For the past several years i have played in EVERY league against the very best players in wordox in every format and day after day, night after night ,year after year i have consistently beaten the very best players in wordox in all the formats. Hell in FSW you cant find a tourney thats regular ox and i beat all them folks too. Not to say that the very best players dont kick my ass as often as i whip them because they do. But over the long haul i feel like i have established myself as one of the top 5 players in the World by doing what i mentioned above and that is beating the top players in every league , not just one tiny little group. Formats such as 2 tile and no oranges etc i have tried , won at them and wrote them off because in my opinion they are a pain in the ass. And free turn tourneys, unless its an obscure word why bother? Want a reward like a free turn ? Earn it. 1 more thing .... Whoooooooooooooooooooooo

Interleague Day Saturday

Once again Interleague day approaches and once again not a friggin thing in my email from any league including interleague itself supporting ,suggesting , promoting or even taking a dump on the idea of getting players to come out. I wrote United admins a few weeks ago when they were supposed to host and the replies i finally got were just whiny bullshit about there being other games out there and our players have diversified yada yada my aching ass. I know the people who read my rantings play and some of you are in a position to reach out to a broader base of people thru league newsletters. Give it a shot... we should be having 10- 30 person tourneys or even larger, not cancelling tourneys. Im gonna keep bitching about this until i turn blue in the face so look for another post sunday .

Cleopatra2u

Another wordoxer has started up a blog, Cleopatra2u is her screen name and here is the link...
http://360.yahoo.com/cleopatra2u Its a lot better than mine because she has pics up and she is a cutie. If the link doesnt work type it in your browser by hand. I put up the link on my links section down at the bottom of the page too. And i appreciate her puuting the link to mine on her site. Thanks Cleo ;-)

Paper tourneys dont really count anyway , it was a warmup :P

i had posted that i let my partner down........and she replied...
Holly Peenyo said...
You did NOT let me down! I've said it before & I'll say it again...I'd follow you into Hell, you magnificent bastard. I prefer to think that we weren't losers, we were a team giving a new team a break. (by playing badly) .
I agree, they needed an ego boost and im glad we could help. and thank you for the kind words, hopefully i will never lead you into hell unless we have plenty of snowballs. Now today being wednesday im throwing down the gauntlet. Nah ,im gonna pick it up and smack everyone in the face with it. I challenge you all to be at interleague 30 mins before the partners tourney if you need a partner so we can hook ya up and if you already have a P just be there on time. Everyone in ox can consider themselves whapped in the head by my gauntlet.
Cyas ;-)

My reading list

Since im bored i figured i would post what i read last week and what im starting on this week. Last week i read Forrest Gump and Gump&Co. by Winston Groom and also Better Times Than These by Winston Groom. I had read the first 2 once a few years ago courtesy of the public library but i found copies in a used bookstore and bought them. The first 2 are laugh out loud funny. The movie Forrest Gump was funny but the book and the sequel are just funnier than hell. The other book was a Vietnam war story, not bad all in all. I also just finished Lucifers Hammer by Larry Niven and Jerry Pournelle. Its a comet hits the earth and the aftermath story and its scary as hell to me. I hate the thought of anything hitting good old Mother Earth of a size large enough to wipe out whole countries. Starting to reread the hobbit and lord of the rings books now. been several years and i want a refresher. bbl

Another piss-poor day at interleague

I am a member of every league that participates in Interleague and once again this week i got nothing in my inbox suggesting any attempt at all from ANY league supporting the group. What a complete load of horseshit. Yeah the regulars know about it but there are plenty of fringe players who could stand a reminder now and then. I guess there are better things to do than type a few lines in one newsletter a week asking people to come out and play. Pathetic.

I let my Partner down :-(

Yes, i did. How you ask? I came into the tourney sober as a churchmouse and that is inexcusable . Apologies Spicy!! I had good moments during the tourney but none of my usual drunken brilliance and it cost us. And by the way , Junior dont ya know that once one of those grubbyhanded women get their claws in ya you are in serious trouble? Watch out kid , the life you save may be your own. They are armed and dangerous. cyas all later ;-)

Fly with the Eagles or cluck with the Chickens

Yeah its Partners tonight, who is gonna bring the pain? Are there any teams out there ready to try and knock The Spicy One and The Great One from their lofty perch ? Likely a few brave souls will come out for the weekly dish of Asskick but really more people ought to support Interleague all the way. Cyas there ;-)

Partners -- Reflections

I was thinking about a team that won team of the year in the old wordplay league, WhimWham and Avivz. These guys were each world class wordox players and when teamed went thru the competition like friggin tornados. I hosted the partners tourneys at that time and didnt have The Spicy One at my side back then , which really was lucky for those 2 cos i dont think they would have been ready for the walk thru hell we would have subjected them to. Anyway they were an awesome team and i wouldnt mind seeing them back around.

Another Re:

QM said...
I don't know what Tic-Tacs are, I apologize. But if their ingredients include garlic and onion, then great! Because, that is all I plan to eat before kissing you (in a zillion years) jeffy .....smooches! :)

Oh gee thanks a pantload Olivia , I was planning on having a nice spaghetti dinner tonight and you with homemade sauce and all and niow the very thought of anything with garlic or onions in it makes me want to hurl...

RE: comment, word and music of the week

Hi again , time for a quick post before i go to work.... first off ....below ....

WOW! What a shocker! Yoko Ono, Ringo Star and McCartney kissed and made up last week, after a zillion years! I guess this means there is still hope for me too, isnt there Jeffy? :) --Posted by QM to Wordox and other adventures at 7/18/2006 11:41:54 AM

Ya know Olivia, i bet they made her use breath mints before that kiss so see me in a zillion years , eat a case of TIC-Tacs and we will see what hope is left for ya :-) Welcome back ;-)

Now that we have a theme started lets stay on track here ... we arent just gonna have a song of the week, lets have a whole freakin lot of them so get out The Beatles greatest hits compilation 1967-1970 kick back and enjoy.

And finally the word of the week is ........ Walrus lmao .....wal·rus ( P ) Pronunciation Key (wôlrs, wl-)n. pl. walrus or wal·rus·es
A large marine mammal (Odobenus rosmarus) of Arctic regions, related to the seals and having two long tusks, tough wrinkled skin, and four flippers. Also called sea cow.

ok getting in my yellow submarine and chugging off to work cya tonight ;-)

Surrounded by Women

Wow! Last night at Synergy was rough! All those grubby hands grabbing and pawing at me trying to pull me down and rip me to shreds. I was the only guy there until Ivy finally showed up. I ended up bailing out and leaving him to their oh so tender mercies. Holly Kate Cait Nanc Queenie .... all i can say is Yikes!! Failthful readers , it was scary!!!! Reminded me of a zombie movie. I managed to get out with my skin intact tho. I shall live to fight another day! cyas all tonight i hope.

Last Nights Post

Yeah i ragged on some people in my last post, and some of you are wondering who i was talking about, some know who , some dont give a rats ass. It doesnt matter who they are, there will always be someone in Ox to raise hell about. I know there are probably quite a few that run their yaps about me too and if you havent already heard my take on those folks here ya go... Dont like me , Bite me! . Some people that have read this little journal of mine may be thinking that im a jackass, self- important, a dick ... whatever, you get the picture. Well i heartily agree with ya , i am all that and more. But after that post last night i will try and scale back on the negative aspects of our game and try once again to have fun with Ox and this Blog. So up yours to the playerhaters , cheers to my friends and coming soon some stories from my checkered past.
Cya
Jeff

Leagues in general

Ya wonder why some leagues do well and others just plain suck and never seem to do well? I am here to tell ya why..... Its because of cheaters and snots. I have been over the subject of cheaters several times so lets talk about snotty people. When i say snotty people i dont mean people who are just having fun poking fun at the people and the game , i mean people who are obvious assholes. You know who ya are so i dont need to make a list yet. Get the fuck down off of your high horse ya snotty fuckers and listen up.... people want a good time and good competition in a league not some dillhole with a puffed up attitude trying to be important.
And another thing.... these people know who they are too.... you assholes that play weak players to run up streaks and avoid tourneys with good players in them piss me off too..... get a life, you dont impress anyone. If you are in a league you should be out to play at the top levels of that league and if you arent playing at the top levels try harder. This is a game of skill and knowledge that anyone can master if they put some effort into it and that goes double for you above mentioned jerks. thats all for now... boo ya!

Partners at Interleague results (as if you didnt know already)

Oh its true , its damn true!! Once again Saturday night rolls around and once again The Great One and The Spicy One , Pepperrin , prevailed . Despite monstrous odds , against hearty competition , we went on to add another notch to the measuring stick that future teams will have to top to call themselves GREAT. Empires crumble and so i imagine one day we will stumble and drop a match or 2 , which gives the rabble a bit of hope i suppose ;-) Hopefully Pards will start seeing a larger turnout as well . bbl gl to ya all

Interleague

So far i am still amazed at the sheer lack of promotion of the Interleague concept by the member leagues to their members ,staff and in social room 1 . Most of the leagues involved struggle to get 4 people in to host a regular tourney and wonder why, then comes the interleague concept that brings players from all the leagues in ( at least it should) and they do little or nothing to promote it or attract attention to their leagues . What the fuck are they thinking? Are they scared their lower rated members might have to play someone thats experienced and maybe learn a new word? Or maybe they dont want more players and bigger tourneys in which they have to do some real TD work. There should be 20 -30 people in these saturday tourneys if the admins were heavily promoting it . Damned if i know the answers but if they ever come to their senses and do right by Interleague it can only help them in the long run. That doesnt mean to just show up on saturdays either.... it means get up off your asses, get staff involved , get players notified thru newsletters as to when where and who is doing the hosting , and bringing your silly asses to the room and actually playing. WTF?

Last night at Synergy , anonymous comment ....

Great turnout for the T dorcas hosted last night , good to see 12 people that want to play in a tourney all together in 1 room. To the anon comment , yes thats probably the same guy, he is a kickass wordox player too. cutting grass now 4 pm i host reg ox at interleague cya there

Birthday Today

Yeah it was my bday today , It was also O.J. Simpsons birthday for u trivia nuts lmao. I won a tourney or 2 , lost 1 or 2 , may be done for the day , i aint decided yet. May get drunk, havent decided that yet either .... getting kinda late to start drinking and i did get wasted last night. was talking to some synergists about my tequila incident several years ago , i may have to put that story up on here next week. thats it for now cya

Partners Win (did ya doubt it? )

First off Congratulations to my Partner Hollypeenyo "The Spicy One" ... in the process of helping me kick ass tonight she snagged the Interleague #1 Championship from devilsadvocaat. WTG P !!!! Thanks to the teams that bravely came out and faced us tonight you all gave us good fights , we appreciate a good match!! Lastly thanks again to my Partner for being a kickass pard , You Rock xxx. bbl ;-)

Partners tonight

wordoxers ... come out and play wordoxers come out and plaaaaaaaaay ..... Tonight once again the most feared team in wordox sends out the challenge to all you jabronies in wordoxworld. Get a partner (if you can find someone who isnt quaking in their pantyhose at the very thought of facing Pepperrin) and come to social room 3 and give us some competition. You may even catch us on a bad day and come away with a win (hahahahahaha). It has happened once or twice believe it or not (yeah i know us losing is hard to grasp but once in awhile I stub my toe or Holly breaks a nail). So if ya got steel cajones or brass boobs and attitude we hope to cya there !

Happy 4th of July Word and Song of the week

Hi and Happy 4th of July..... The word of the week is Patriot...pa·tri·ot (n) One who loves, supports, and defends one's country. The song of the week in keeping with the patriotic theme is In America by The Charlie Daniels Band. One of my favorite lines from the song .... just go and lay your hands on a Pittsburgh Steelers fan and i think you're gonna finally understand... listen to the song if ya can its a classic. catch ya all tonight i hope, God Bless America!!!

Disclaimer

Once again i feel the need to tell anyone who reads this blog..... If anything here offends you i suggest you quit reading it. Its not affiliated with any wordox group or league , its my personal thoughts and comments in a setting away from wordox. Dont like it ....go away.

Dammit

Lost in top bracket at synergy to Joey(bigwurm) then clawed my way past grubbyhandsnanc to the finals and lost again. Joey is one of the top players in the world and always a tough match. He is from Kentucky i do believe so he cant be all bad. Next time tho im gonna hit him when he aint lookin. hope i can make the next tourney... My wife keeps coming to the door and glaring at me ... she either wants sex or wants me to get my daughter to sleep.

Tourneys yesterday and Today

Won Crossox DE at synergy last night , beat Dorcas for the top bracket then beat her in the finals....yeah i feel lucky lol damned lucky. Started a T hosted by Jaflint and beat her again but my inlaws showed up unannounced so i had to leave. Beat Mummykins this morning at Extreme in a finals and then this afternoon went to United where i beat Devilsadvocaat in the finals of that tourney. More to come later im sure .....

Reply to comment on last post

I probably made a lot of cocksuckers mad at me for using that term to describe that turd.

Reply to comment

Richard said...
Don't hold back, Jeff... how do you really feel about Amplify?
I just love the poor slob....my heart goes out to him. If i was gay i would ask him out. Rotflmao...... I think i have said enough in previous posts to get the idea across... the Question is How do YOU feel about him?

Before i forget ... a word of thanks

I want to thank "The Spicy One" Holly and Richard (Wordman) for their public support of my decision to not play in the finals against that cocksucker amplify. Thanks yall!!!!

Last nights forfeit

I forfeited a finals match at interleague to amplify . Not because he is a cheater , i did it because he is a lowlife piece of trash and i wouldnt piss on him if he was on fire. He should stay over in united where he can prey on the people who dont know any better or dont care about how much of a turd he is. Yeah he got the win but it was a hollow win and if he wants to keep playing in interleague tourneys I for 1 will keep refusing to play him. Go find some gullible player that you can talk into letting you slide when you lose ,you peckerhead . You dont deserve to be around real players.

The Champs are back!!

Can you say dynasty? Throughout history there have been great teams..... The Pittsburgh Steelers , Batman and Robin, Jack and Charlie Daniels, Simon and Garfunkel and on and on and on.... Add a new team to that list , Pepperrin , "The Great One" , Perrin and "The Spicy One" , Hollypeenyo. Once again tonight we proved that we are the tag-team badasses of the wordoxworld. Like us or dont like us, learn to love us cause we are the hottest thing going today!!! Tonight we beat up Mini and Anna then we beat up Junior(shadow) and Rica then we did it again just to show them we wasnt joking the first time :P Only had 4 teams tonight , maybe it was the holiday but maybe they saw our name at the top of the list and went running to safety.... We shall never know. Heres to hoping for a larger turnout next week. Now im gonna go drink a few Jeffweisers and heckle the crowd cyas all later.

Earlier today at interleague

I lost out in round 2 of a tourney to Wordman who went on to win it The Spicy One Hollypeenyo was the hostess. I did get to send Nanc off to wash her grubby little hands so that was a plus. I later hosted my first interleague Tourney had 12 people and Devilsadvocaat won.

Nooner

I ran a nooner no pinks and congrats to Bluberry on winning it . Thanks also to kissy, mini and mumm for joining in. I appreciate all you ladies for coming out. Blu was half dressed ,mummy was wearing a thong , mini said she wears crotchless panties and i think Kiss was as stunned as i was lol. tc yall ;-) bbl

Word and song of the week

Word of the week is elodea . One of my favorites .
e·lo·de·a
Any of various small, submersed herbs of the genus Elodea, having grasslike leaves.
On to the song of the week.... Lets roll with some Hendrix this week and listen to RedHouse.
Nice and bluesy and puts me in the party mood. Anything else i think of to post i will do later , cyas

Sommstuff and Salparadise

Somms why do you talk shit that you have never ever been able to back up? No one that i know of is impressed by your inability to back up the garbage you spew. Jediboy, if you are gonna talk the talk you need to learn how to walk the walk.
Playing in social 1 A couple of nights ago Salparadise decided to throw a little trashtalking in my direction. When i responded in kind he tried to keep up then after i burnt him a time or 2 he said in the lobby he didnt want to get into a dickwaving contest..... well Sal according to the ladies in Soc 1 you shouldnt bother entering any type of dickwaving contest. So to the both of you i pass gas in your general direction.

Synergy Tonight

I took out various members of the notorious GLH gang tonight in a hardfought tourney hosted by "The Spicy One" Hollypeenyo . Nanc tried to pop a cap in my ass but all she hit was somms thereby ridding me of a pain in the buttocks. Cait did manage to beat me once (she took off my shirt leading me to believe this was more than just a tourney match) but the loss cleared my head and i rallied to win the final match and once again thwart the nefarious schemes of these ladies of the grubbyhands. :P at all of them....cya tomorrow.

Beating up Nanc

I beat up Nanc today... it was only 1 game but it was worth mentioning because she is one of the gangsters..... :P lol

No pinks at Extreme and Duncs... whyyyyyyyyy????

I won a no pinks tourney this morning after Blu kicked my ass in a game of borderline. Why i agreed to play that format is beyond me, guess i was still sleepfogged. She also told me that Duncansmama had her addicted to it. Duncs? are you the inventor of 2-tile as well? Sheeeesh lol. Whatever happened to good old regular wordox? Dunc you know what you are ? you are an enabler lol. Stop the madness now!!! Quit spreading this wordoxcrack around and go to straight ox rehab. Do we need to do an intervention???? Ok enough railing at duncs i have to go do my good deed for the day and help my community. bb tonight.

A return to competition , unanswered question...

I made my way back into the wordox wars last night and it was great to see everyone. It was even better to win the crossox tourney at synergy. In the excitement of actually getting to play again i forgot to ask for the Sommstuff explanation. After i left and later went to bed it gave me bad dreams . If you faithful readers wonder what the hell im talking about read the comments to my last post.
On other things i see Olivia is back . Oh Joy!!!! See the sarcasm dripping ? WB Yoko ........ gonna try n break up another band or 2 ?Ok thats it for the moment bbl

Dialup sucks

Nothing sucks worse than a crappy dialup provider.... if i had it do do all over again i would have researched the area before i moved here and bought a house with cable or dsl access.
Lost my Synergy title to Wordman a couple of weeks ago... dunno who has it now because i havent been able to get online, Lost my Exox and interleague titles due to inactivity because my modem wouldnt recognize my dialup provider or some bs. I got a friend to help me out and im finally back online . I thought i had fixed it last week but it lasted about 2 hours. Anyway i hope im back in action, not that many competitors missed me, im sure ;-)

Family Time

Missed playing everyone this weekend but once in awhile ya just need a break from the game , and i needed to spend some time with the family .We had a nice weekend here so i took my daughter CJ to the Mesker Park Zoo in evansville in on saturday. We got to see the rear ends of a rhino , a hippo and several monkeys. All in all it was a nice zoo though. Evansville being the nearest actual city to me , about a 45 mile drive, we spent the day . I hit a place called the Used book warehouse and found a lot of new reading material , ate at the Olive Garden with the inlaws, hit more bookstores (spent about 60 bucks on new and used paperbacks) and bought CJ the disney movie Peter Pan. Sunday i went to church (gasp) and the inlaws bought us lunch at the chinese buffet. Since i love spoiling my daughter and summer is here i bought her one of those giant azz softside swimming pools and set it up while i grilled burgers for dinner and drank beer. Gonna put up some pics of her here soon. I let my wife buy a new purse too like i had a say in the matter. Anyway between the new part time summer work and killing off all the books i bought i hope to get some ox action in this week. cyas at the tables!