Prize redemption

After all these years of playing in leagues i finally decided to look at the prizes and i qualified to get my very own Cases Ladder inkpen!! I cant wait to get it. I will use it for poison pen letters , graffiti , scratching in hard to reach spots ,writing checks and everything!! Back in the day when flipside ran the site i got all kinds of stuff... t-shirts , hoyle games cds etc but its been awhile since i got a prize. I wanted a t-shirt but i wasnt rich enough buxwise to get 1 despite emptying all my ladder accounts. Oh well , another 5 years or so and who knows ?

More on my last post

I dusted off my old name kes and rejoined wordoxunited a few days ago just to get in amps face, win or lose. Having the day on my hands to think about it i decided that for the most part he just isnt worth it, where playing a good game of ox with friends is a release that i look forward to. Not to say that i wont go play there sometimes because i will, but it wont be because he is there. I am not going to pursue that grudge any longer but if i beat him you will damn sure see some cawing going on here because when you rage against a machine and win its somethin to crow about.

stats and other junk

Talking to a few people this morning i was asked the question "Dont you care about your stats?"
Well the answer a few years ago was yes. Now its no , i dont give a damn about my stats. I rarely even look at them anymore. Sure i see my rank when i register for a tourney and i play to win but ratings , win streaks etc mean nothing to me anymore. I have been to the top of the mountain pretty much in every league under one name or another and while i love to compete in tourneys the overall win-loss record doesnt matter. Not saying i like to lose but i know im going to lose a few here and there and i have more fun now wreaking havoc than i do worrying about my rating , especially if its pards with Team Pepperrin.
I get a lot of email about what i write here from people who dont necessarily want to comment on the site , people asking why i dont like Amplify, why i got pissed at Ricky , who do i think cheats etc etc. Here is what i have to say to these people. I have been playing here a long time , made lots of friends and enemies , had bad times and good. I have seen the most amazing players in the wordox world play the weirdest words , , started leagues , tded, done it all. Some things i regret , others i dont , but the i do promise you all to do this..... I will try to be more laid back , have more fun , raise hell with my pard in teams tourneys , talk trash and generally just have a good time and quit focusing on the bad shit that goes on in Ox. I am here to stay till the good Lord takes me away , like me or dont like me learn to love me cos i am the best thing out there today ;-)
If i beat someone or me and my pard tear up a teams tourney and i gloat about it here , take it in good grace , im only having fun from here on out. Cya at the tables ;-)

Word and song of the week

I dedicate the word and song of the week to Amplify , my favorite wordoxer..... The song... the Asshole song written by Jimmy Buffet and made famous by Dennis Leary , lyrics as follow......
The Asshole Song by Jimmy Buffett (lyrics) ........ Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.So I wrote a song about him instead.It goes like this...Were you born an asshole?Or did you work at it your whole life?Either way it worked out fine'cause you're an asshole tonight.Yes you're an A S S H O L E...And don't you try to blame it on me.You deserve all the credit.You're an asshole tonight.You were an asshole yesterday.You're an asshole tonight.And I've got a feelin'you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.And I was talkin' to your motherjust the other night.I told her I thought you were an asshole.She said, "Yes. I think you're right."And all your friends are assholes'cause you've known them your whole life.And somebody told meyou've got an asshole for a wife.Were you born an asshole?Or did you work at it your whole life?Either way it worked out fine'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight. Word of the week in keeping with the theme is sphincter sphinc·ter (sfngktr) n.
1.A ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of a body passage or orifice and that relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.
2.Adj. Amplify- cyas at the tables ;-)

United Rage

Kes the gorilla killa rejoined WordoxUnited today, i figure like the profile says ,the losses dont matter but the wins are toot sweet. I did lose the no pinks and Ampyboy took that and ran like the pussy that he is instead of coming back for his usual easy romp to victory in the late tourney. I shall rage against the machine just because i can. If that piece of shit can play where he isnt wanted so can i ;-) Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games...... later peeps

Players from the past

I ran into KrazyRacer yesterday, he is still as cocky as ever but funny as hell. I told him to bring his sorry ass back to the leagues so i could kick it for him and he said he might show up this weekend. He said he had seen another trashtalker by the name of maineracer (who im sure some of you remember) about a year ago but he had changed his name and Krazy couldnt remember the namechange. Would be nice to trade insults with them guys again.

Paybacks are hell says Ayla... Haha says Pepperrin

Well Ayla , apparently thanks to Melisca you will have the opportunity to try , yes i said try , to pay Pepperrin back for the beating we gave you tonight. The Extreme pards tourney brought out clowns, penguins, witches, a shadow even yet nothing was going to stand in our way as we romped and stomped our way to victory. After a spell of monkeypox infected tourneys at interleague, which we refuse to play in, it was a blast to get back in the ring and beat the snot out of some peeps. Great turnout for the tourney which just goes to show ya pards is fun. The tick came in briefly but he said he wasnt playing tonight. Too bad, kicking his ass would have been icing on the cake. Its T.V. time for The Great One, gotta catch up on my shows. Maybe bb later for some synning , maybe not .

Yesterday

First things first.... Congrats to Shadow and Josh on the partners win , nice come from behind effort in the lower bracket to take both games against the J for Jackass team. Next , Rickety announced that he was taking his ball and going home because i blasted him here. Great Ricky , instead of trying to redeem yourself with all the people you have pissed over the years and i hope you arent too stupid to know what im talking about , you puss out and quit. Cya. Third , for all of the older players i ran across ChezPate yesterday and she says hi to all her old friends and will try to come play some league stuff. now im going to dose my hangover more later...... CAW

Calm Pill

I am staring at my bottle , my bottle is staring back at me. We are both waiting for the clock to hit 6:30. I took a calm pill and a few pipe tokes a few minutes ago so maybe , just maybe, i will be in a better frame of mind by the time i get to crack the seal. Rick i got your yahoo messages and i just have to say im tired of the bullshit. Everyone is tired of it. If you enter a tourney either finish the fucking tourney or leave, dont play a round then jump out and watch the rest of the matches. That to me says you are trying to protect your stats. Who gives a fuck about your stats? If you play a match in a ladder room and lose report the fucking match. Dont fuck around either just do it. Its getting to the point where you are going to be in the same class as amplify if you arent already there in some peoples minds which is likely after the shit you pulled several days ago. Now that i have said all that i will take another pill and host this tourney . Then i will meditate on beating the hell out of whoever i can in the game. "THE DUDE ABIDES"

Sportsmanship

I talk trash, i raise hell , i make snide comments here and in the lobby. But one thing i also do is observe sportsmanship in the game. If you fuck up and misplay a word ansd i pass back to you should you take advantage of the new rack and play elsewhere like any common peckerhead or do you do the right thing (my opinion) and play in the same spot as well as you can? BTW reporting losses in a prompt manner is also good sportsmanship Rick. Dont worry , burn me once .... you wont get a second chance. Some say the game shouldnt be cutthroat and i can play a friendly game with most but if you screw me over im gonna be looking to kick the dogshit out of ya every chance i get after that. Oh and now is a good time to post my motto again ..... "Dont like me ? Bite me"

On Partners Advantages

I was thinking , dangerous , yes but i did it anyway. What i was thinking about was the partners situation and it struck me that despite being one half of the greatest team to grace the world of wordox, i realized that there is a team with a decided advantage over the rest of the field when they choose to play. That team is the frog and the worm , Dorcas and Joey. What advantage you ask might this team have? They have the advantage of oral communication and possible eye contact. If Joey messes up Dorcas can reach out and thwack him without blinking an eye. If she messes up he can mumble curses under his breath until she thwacks him again. Oh i suppose other teams could hook up by telephone or whatever but telephone is no substitue for being in thwacking reach. If i was close enough to Holly to be thwacked im certain i would be rubbing an ouchie whether i messed up or not and if she messed up she would probably blame me and thwack me again. See i told ya thinking is dangerous.

Word and song for the past couple of weeks

Yeah i have neglected this but i have many reasons which i will go into in other posts.
First of all the word of the week is corvine [kawr-vahyn, -vin] Pronunciation
–adjective
1.
pertaining to or resembling a crow.
2.
belonging or pertaining to the Corvidae, a family of birds including the crows, ravens, and jays.
CAW lol
And the song of the week from the band ........Counting Crows lol ... Mr. Jones.... in my opinion a cool tune , i grew up next door to 4 brothers with the last name Jones and they are my best friends in the world, the song reminds me a bit of times spent raising hell with the jones boys. Their mom claimed me as the 5th son lol. thats it for this post ;-)

Burglars in the boogerwoods

Where i live i can see 2 neighbors houses , the guy across the road has horses and a barn etc and i can see the guys house that sits on the main highway. The guy living on the highway stopped by yesterday and asked if we had been having trouble with vandals and break-ins. It seems someone is plaguing him with all manner of mischief from beating on the house at night , shooting his kids with bb guns from the woods (no i didnt do it) and a recent break in. The guy across the road has had a bit of trouble too.
Anyway highway guy told us that he saw a person in our yard about 2am fri night- sat morn. This person was on the side of the house away from my garage where my dogs stay at night . Being in meth country i hope there isnt some fool looking to break in to my house. I dont even want strangers in my yard . I have guns and i am not afraid to shoot at people or be shot at in defense of my family and property. I have been shot at and shot back so i know what to expect. Lets hope that i wont need to again.

Meliscas muffins

melisca and her muffins said
"Ok as much as I hate to contradict you perrin. If you are refrencing the Sunday night tourney I hosted last night then, I feel I must. You said Ceedie said nothing to you in the lobby, but she did. She said a very gracious gg and glir. If this is not what you are refering to then, I guess it was another game. Continue on with the battle against each other :) "


Ok muffinbabe it isnt a battle and i was the one who was gracious :P Nothing else was said as far as i know and i had just started drinking so i wasnt snockered yet. Besides , a gl and gg in the game itself came only from me.

hollys new blog addy

My pard , The Spicy One , made the decision to leave her upper class digs at AOHell and move her blog down here into da hood where anything goes. Here is the link to her new space for those of ya that dont feel like scrolling to the bottom of the page http://hollypeenyo.blogspot.com/ . Welcome to the ghetto hotty, keep a gun handy ;-)

Pomposity Pards n more

I got paired against Ceedie in a tourney yesterday and she played me, i must not be enough of a pompous ass to get the free win (like i needed it). I was very courteous with a gl at the start and a gg at the end with a vgl an glir in lobby but all i got in return was silent rudeness. I guess she knew a beating was coming and it hurt too bad to type afterwards as well.
After a fun pards tourney last week this weeks tourney was infected and i noticed a couple of the best teams decided to go prepare for drunkox (pepperrin included) instead of taking the chance of getting monkey germs. Sad situation and i wish syn or extreme would host a sunday night pards. thats it for the moment bbl

Thanks tds

Ok , I feel better now having stuffed myself with bacon ,eggs , biscuits, very good amish apple butter and a large jug of O.J. I want to thank all the td's that ran tournies yesterday and last night , thanks Ayla for putting on a midnighter and especially thanks to barb for her superlate drunkox tourneys at synergy. Tding is a miserable job to me because you usually cant play if you are busy hosting so thanks to all the tds at all the leagues for your time!!

Drunkox

i dont know who all got wasted last night but i know i did lol. The tourney matches were running together so much that i lost track of what tourney was what. I was relieved and ready for bed when it was over lol.
I put up a post here that was too obnoxious for even my sober standards so i took it down. If anyone read it before removal i was drunk and got nastier than i should have . Last night was pretty much a blast for me despite Monkeyboy showing up. Lucky for him we dont play in a real bar. His new line in his profile says "the more you hate the more i love this game " Love the game all ya want bub , i know a couple of places where you wont be playing it and count your blessings that there are a few people in the world who feel sorry for shitheads like you and let you in a couple of doors anyway.
Pepperrin did ok in the pards tourney despite the fact that The Great One had to td as well as play and i think we shook off a bit of ring rust and will be back in top shape soon. i wish synergy and extreme had tds willing to host pards late friday nights or sun or mon nights .
Thats it for now may put up more later

On the last post

I will have to say , if i am in any league or ladder room im not in there to play "just for fun" games. Yes i know the game is fun but im there for fun ladder matches or fun tourneys and if i want a regular "just for fun" game i will go to social 1 . Expecting a league member in a league room to want to play "just for fun" is bullshit. <---(potty language again) Some people will agree to do that especially if they have a potential new member on the hook or if its stated ahead of time that its just for fun but generally most people want laddergames. Anyway it sounds to me like someone needs to report a loss or stay in the "just for fun " room. Not reporting , if memory serves me correctly , can get you boxed or banned from a league too. I remember a couple of players getting the old heave ho for that.

New peeves front page exposure

This is an old peeve of mine and since i saw it i thought i would put it up front so people didnt need to track it down ,thanks for your thoughts Nanc and Q


Nanc814 said...
Ok, well here's a pet peeve that hasn't been mentioned here til tonight... how about someone who loses a game and doesn't report? How about a person who selectively plays? How about someone who does both? Selectively plays, choosing to play only those that they *think* they can beat and then oops! they lose and then weasel out of reporting by claiming the other person never told them it was a ladder game. Are you kidding me? You are in a league room and you agree to play someone...you sit at a table and begin playing a 45p/45s set and then when you lose you are going to say that you didn't know it was ladder??? Hmmm... why didn't you say that when your opponent reported to YOU when they lost??? How convenient. When two members of the same league sit down to play in the league room, it is IMPLIED that they are playing league games unless otherwise specified. Everyone understands this and to state otherwise is pure manipulation of the ladder in my opinion. I am especially upset when this is done to a very nice person who will, for lack of a better phrase, lie down and take it. Well, it's downright dirty and despicable if you ask me. To do that period, but to do it to someone who you know won't fight back; how awful, how sneaky, how manipulative, how cowardly! I think anyone who places that much importance on winning a game and earning a few measly rating points that they'll do it by being dishonest, manipulative and unfair should not be allowed to participate in league play. League play should be about good, clean, fair & fun competition... Yes, I know, it's not always like that in the real world of league play and maybe I sound idealistic... but... people like that ruin it for the rest of us and it just makes me sick. I wish everyone would just refuse to play people who act like that; to enable this behavior only encourages it.
8:11 PM
Queenie said...
Here's my pet peeve. If you come to the Synergy room to play, and you and the person you sit down to play are both Synergy members, it should generally be assumed that all matches are Synergy ladder matches unless decided ahead of time that they are for 'fun'. To lose a match and then say "You never said they were ladder matches" is inexcusable. Excessive applauding, cackling, etc. may be annoying, but this particular habit is just plain WRONG! A few of us were in the room tonight when this happened. I for one will not accept an invitation to play this person, and won't allow him to join me at a table.
8:30 PM