Catching up on the word and song of the week

This one is for all the Motley Crue fans out there , and its also for Olivia ..... song of the week is "Girl dont go away mad, Girl just go away"..... (for the ones familiar with the song i know it will be stuck in your head all day now lol)
Word for the week is bourbon DEF : 1.Also called bourbon whiskey. a straight whiskey distilled from a mash having 51 percent or more corn: originally the corn whiskey produced in Bourbon County, Kentucky. 2. What Ricky or any other man will need a generous supply of before undertaking the odious task of porking Olivia.
Gee this has been such fun, thanks Olivia!!

Olivia/aka Oliver

My wife , God bless her , keeps an eye on my internet activities , feeds me , cleans up after me etc.... has been watching this thing Olivia started Saturday morning and made the following observation.... " Jeff , whether she is male or female is beside the point...and I do believe she is female, whats going on here is the poor sow is obviously attracted to you." After i finished hurling chunks , i politely thanked her for ruining my day and asked her about clean clothes.
Now that im wised up to whats going on here i refer you back to my Penis Envy post Olivia. I promise you if you come to the States we will find a guy to take one for the team and do ya even if we have to get him liquored up (foregone conclusion) to do it. Im sorry that i personally wont be able to take care of that for you for 2 reasons . One...there aint enough whiskey in Tennessee to drink the ugly off of you and two im married and i dont fool around. Sorry (not) but its just got to be that way. Maybe we can hook you up with Rickety , i think he is single and Kentucky has a lot of whiskey for him to drink before he does the dirty deed. Sorry Ricky but i think you owe the team this one. One more thing.... Have a nice Day!!!! :-)

Penis Envy

Olivia aka QuestinMadness made a few statements Saturday morning in the interleague room that i feel need to be shared here with anyone who reads this. Apparently she believes that wordox is a girlie game and that the men who are good at wordox are gay. HMMMMMM that takes thinking about..... I know i am good at wordox yet i have never felt the urge to go up the old dirt road with any man, i am married to a beautiful woman who bore me a lovely daughter.
Joey aka Bigwurm is good at the game and he married Dorcas, a good looking woman, which is not the action any normal gay man would take. Richard aka Wordman is married.... never seen his wife but i know Richard prefers breast meat as well and his skill at the game is without doubt.
Olivia , just because you arent as successful against top rated men players as you are against unranked or low ranked newbies (always with your rules) doesnt mean that you need to envy our peckers or call us gay. If like you say cant get find a good man in greece (gee wonder why that is ? ) cmon over here to the good old U.S.A where im sure there will be a few good men willing to take one for the team and throw the meat to ya no matter what you look like. Smoooooch :-)

Moooving Along

Like my pard said lets move on, i have a subject i want to crow about, my win in the battle of the sexes.... CAW!! The men knew only 4 of us needed to show up for our tourney , it didnt matter which 4 , any 4 would have been enough. I happened to win that tourney and went on to back up what i said all week long.... That the men would win . So :P @ the glh gang and all of your cronies. In The Spicy Ones blog she mentioned dead crows.... have you ever seen a dead crow? Probably not because crows are survivors .... tricky, cunning, intelligent bastards. So bring your slingshots and bb guns , me and old Jim Beam will be awaitin on yas all. CAW!!!!

Beating a dead horse or a jackass as the case may be

Tonight i was told that a comment was made that most people hate Amplify because they assume he cheats. Let me set the record straight for those of you who wonder about my opinion or thoughts on the matter. I dont hate him because he cheats, i hate him because he is a lowlife scumbag, a piece of dogshit if you will. In all my years of playing this game he is the only person i truly hate. There are a number of people i dislike, including people who think they are better (not at ox) than everyone else. Hate is a very strong emotion and i am normally not the type to hate . My reasons for hating the jackass run deep and i have gone over those reasons enough.
There are a number of players i suspect of cheating, i dont care if they cheat, i can still beat them as often as they beat me. I still have fun win or lose and i have a blast running my mouth when i do win. I know there are people who dont like me , maybe hate me.... to those people i got 2 words for ya... SUCK It!! plus 2 middle fingers and let me add a fuck off to that as well. I enjoy every game i play whether its a scumbag cheater or a n honest player and i learn something from the best and the worst players every game i play if its a new word or a different strategy.
Cya at the tables!

Last Night at Interleague

The fur flew but the glossy black feathers remain intact!! I went into the battle of the sexes tourney with one thing in mind which i did accomplish which was to win. The ladies were foaming at the mouth in their rage and scared Ricky so bad he withdrew from the mens tourney and ran away, not to be seen again the rest of the night. In the finals i took on a very rough and tough DrKate but managed to take her out in the end , vgg Kate!
The international roughnecks , that feared team known as Pepperrin accomplished the one goal that they had mapped out for the night which was to beat Dorcas and Joey. I was well on my way to being drunk from the BOTS victory celebration and after the win we wanted in the teams tourney i really got hammered. The rest of the night is pretty blurry and if i offended anyone im sorry , it wont happen again until i get hammered again. I have a busy day today hope to see some of ya tonight.

ok i have been lazy

Yea , i havent posted much lately , life gets in the way sometimes. A few things to talk about here .... I was asked today if i believe the things I write here about my ox playing abilities. To a certain degree yes I do. I think im am without a doubt one of the best players in the game. With my personality being the way that it is tho I enjoy putting out a lot of trashtalk in this blog that may be taken in the wrong way. Let me clarify things for the uninformed . I know that I am beatable, just like everyone who plays this game is beatable. To read what I write here you need to understand the concept of talking smack. You sometimes need a sense of humor as well. I may not be the funniest person to ever write a line or two but i do get off a good zinger once in awhile.
Ok now i want to talk about cheaters. This isnt an amplify rant ,i have said all i need to say about that jerk. Cheaters are a popular topic in pm(private message). Some people wont play in a tourney if they see someone in that they think cheats, others voice opinions in pm to each other about cheaters. I have had many discussions with Wordman about cheating scumbags. I have a list of people that i suspect of cheating, i wont publish their names here because i cant prove cheating unless im standing over their shoulder watching. Those who do cheat , the scumbags, i want you to know this. You may beat me once or twice or ten times but you arent going to win every game because for most of you the time you waste looking up words with your little anagram machines or programs would be time better spent actually learning words and learning to employ a key element in this game , Strategy. What satisfaction do you get out of winning that way? Now that i have said that to the cheaters they can fuck off (i had to use gutter language somewhere).
Thats it for this post ,i have business elsewhere ;-)

The Question

Does anyone really care what an ignorant little man has to say ?????? Does the grass grow? Does the wind blow? Is Ceedie a stupid hoho?????? Yeah , i guess so. I really dont give a rats ass if anyone cares what i have to say. I say whatever i want and its usually for my own personal amusement and not because im trying to attract the attention of some moronic bimbo that has her head so far up a monkeys butt that its a wonder she can find her way to an ox table , let alone play. So the 2 dollar hoho's question is answered :-)

Battle of the sexes

I have it on good authority that next weekend at interleague which accord is hosting there will be a B.O.T.S. I dont know what the purpose of this is as it is obvious that the men will completely dominate . I kinda feel sorry for the women being subjected to the beating that is sure to come.
On another note i finally got my handy dandy cases ladder inkpen!! I am the envy of everyone i work with when i whip out my new pen and do my reports. They all covet that pen , i can tell by the greedy looks i get whenever i sign anything. Only from the women tho. ;-) cya at the tables....CAW

Lag , Balls etc

We (the mighty team Pepperrin) decided we were not going to let anyone ruin our fun on Saturday nights and we did have fun at the pards tourney. On my pards blog ( link down below) she talked about sneaky players claiming lag which i have ranted about here before and she commented on Balls, mine in particular.
We did have a choice on that next to the last fatal play...we could have played all and left the m in the rack for me to use or i suggested play mall and pray for an s but the choice was all up to The Spicy One who threw caution to the winds and we wound up with a sweet win. My successes in the game are due in large part to my willingness to gamble.... force clears when other players wouldnt etc. I love to win on longshots and gambles, it makes the victory a bit sweeter. But anyway, we owe that win to Holly breaking out with the go to hell attitude and slamming down that play and a bit of luck :-) My balls are always happy to be a part of it all tho lol . Another post tonight is likely

Reading the newspaper

I lost my internet connection late saturday night and decided to go to bed. I contacted my isp Sunday morning and they were having trouble in my area so i would from time to time try and access the net and finally got online about 11 sunday night. While i had this spare time i decided to catch up on my newspapers, I read the Evansville Courier, and let me tell ya the news sucks.
The article that continues to weigh heavily on my mind is the one about the arrests of 125 people in connection with a child -porn ring describing acts on children as young as 6 months old. I had my wife read this article and it made her cry. What in the FUCK is wrong with men in the world? Not just the USA but the world. What is there that is a sexual turn-on about a child?
Everyone connected with the industry of child porn, be it the purveyors or the viewers ,they are a complete waste of oxygen and really people , if a diseased cow or chicken can be shot or slaughtered and burned to keep from contaminating the rest of the flock so too should these sick bastards be removed from society. These people were boy scout leaders , church leaders and youth counselors for Gods sake, what are we moving towards? I worry about this because i have a 3 year old daughter and young nephews and nieces and i feel sorry for anyone that touches them. Any form of child abuse is sad but the sexual predators are what seem to be making the news lately.
Another article on the same subject was about a guy who killed a neighbor over allegations that his child was molested by the neighbor and the police say they believe it now to be false that the child was molested. Damn i feel sorry for everyone involved in that.... As a parent i feel the rage the poor bastard who killed his neighbor had to have felt when the thought of some freak touching my kid crosses my mind.
Talking to my wife about what we read today and writing about it here hasnt been a release for me or made the sickened feeling go away. I just pray that it doesnt happen to anyone i know and that a way is found to end this preying on of children. Thats it for this post hopefully i will come up with something happy to write about soon.

Running Wild , Taking A few Beatings

Last night at ExtremeOx that infamous team known as Pepperrin ran wild on the hapless souls lined up against us . Words were exchanged betwen us and the the little blond half of the Witches team but we smacked her around for her impertinence. After brutalizing the competition at extreme we went on to synergy where my partner started out with an evil cackle and gave me more than 1 beating. I lost count after 2, it may have been 3 that she dished out. Im not sure because i was reeling from the blows. And a few pills. Anyway i look for the chance to slice and dice my peppery pard ASAP now that i have somewhat recovered. Cyas at the tables .............. ;-)

wtf?

Why in the hell would anyone join a wordox league and decide the competition is too tough in another league? Especially when the league you join has one of the most obvious cheaters in the whole fucking game in it . One who is so obvious the sorry bastard is scared to come play real players at Interleague or anywhere else the top players play. And no im not talking about Amplifart.
Are you here to improve your game and vocabulary or are you here to form little cliques and talk shit about people or are you here to say "im in a word game league, see how smart i am" or are you gonna stop the clique bullshit and learn a few new words and maybe become a top player? Also.... i am a member of every wordox league and if i decide to play in a tourney in any one of those leagues and i advertise the tourney on yahoo its for the good of that league. Some of my yahoo messages go to people not in the league (which also may bring that league a new member) i may be addying for but if a member of the league im addying for gets offended because i or anyone else tosses out an ad they are a moron and doesnt deserve the opportunity to play in a league. They should take their sorry whiny asses to soc 1 and stay the fuck there. Some people may wonder what the hell im talking about , if so email me personally and i will explain.

Prize redemption

After all these years of playing in leagues i finally decided to look at the prizes and i qualified to get my very own Cases Ladder inkpen!! I cant wait to get it. I will use it for poison pen letters , graffiti , scratching in hard to reach spots ,writing checks and everything!! Back in the day when flipside ran the site i got all kinds of stuff... t-shirts , hoyle games cds etc but its been awhile since i got a prize. I wanted a t-shirt but i wasnt rich enough buxwise to get 1 despite emptying all my ladder accounts. Oh well , another 5 years or so and who knows ?

More on my last post

I dusted off my old name kes and rejoined wordoxunited a few days ago just to get in amps face, win or lose. Having the day on my hands to think about it i decided that for the most part he just isnt worth it, where playing a good game of ox with friends is a release that i look forward to. Not to say that i wont go play there sometimes because i will, but it wont be because he is there. I am not going to pursue that grudge any longer but if i beat him you will damn sure see some cawing going on here because when you rage against a machine and win its somethin to crow about.

stats and other junk

Talking to a few people this morning i was asked the question "Dont you care about your stats?"
Well the answer a few years ago was yes. Now its no , i dont give a damn about my stats. I rarely even look at them anymore. Sure i see my rank when i register for a tourney and i play to win but ratings , win streaks etc mean nothing to me anymore. I have been to the top of the mountain pretty much in every league under one name or another and while i love to compete in tourneys the overall win-loss record doesnt matter. Not saying i like to lose but i know im going to lose a few here and there and i have more fun now wreaking havoc than i do worrying about my rating , especially if its pards with Team Pepperrin.
I get a lot of email about what i write here from people who dont necessarily want to comment on the site , people asking why i dont like Amplify, why i got pissed at Ricky , who do i think cheats etc etc. Here is what i have to say to these people. I have been playing here a long time , made lots of friends and enemies , had bad times and good. I have seen the most amazing players in the wordox world play the weirdest words , , started leagues , tded, done it all. Some things i regret , others i dont , but the i do promise you all to do this..... I will try to be more laid back , have more fun , raise hell with my pard in teams tourneys , talk trash and generally just have a good time and quit focusing on the bad shit that goes on in Ox. I am here to stay till the good Lord takes me away , like me or dont like me learn to love me cos i am the best thing out there today ;-)
If i beat someone or me and my pard tear up a teams tourney and i gloat about it here , take it in good grace , im only having fun from here on out. Cya at the tables ;-)

Word and song of the week

I dedicate the word and song of the week to Amplify , my favorite wordoxer..... The song... the Asshole song written by Jimmy Buffet and made famous by Dennis Leary , lyrics as follow......
The Asshole Song by Jimmy Buffett (lyrics) ........ Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.So I wrote a song about him instead.It goes like this...Were you born an asshole?Or did you work at it your whole life?Either way it worked out fine'cause you're an asshole tonight.Yes you're an A S S H O L E...And don't you try to blame it on me.You deserve all the credit.You're an asshole tonight.You were an asshole yesterday.You're an asshole tonight.And I've got a feelin'you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.And I was talkin' to your motherjust the other night.I told her I thought you were an asshole.She said, "Yes. I think you're right."And all your friends are assholes'cause you've known them your whole life.And somebody told meyou've got an asshole for a wife.Were you born an asshole?Or did you work at it your whole life?Either way it worked out fine'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight. Word of the week in keeping with the theme is sphincter sphinc·ter (sfngktr) n.
1.A ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of a body passage or orifice and that relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.
2.Adj. Amplify- cyas at the tables ;-)

United Rage

Kes the gorilla killa rejoined WordoxUnited today, i figure like the profile says ,the losses dont matter but the wins are toot sweet. I did lose the no pinks and Ampyboy took that and ran like the pussy that he is instead of coming back for his usual easy romp to victory in the late tourney. I shall rage against the machine just because i can. If that piece of shit can play where he isnt wanted so can i ;-) Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games...... later peeps

Players from the past

I ran into KrazyRacer yesterday, he is still as cocky as ever but funny as hell. I told him to bring his sorry ass back to the leagues so i could kick it for him and he said he might show up this weekend. He said he had seen another trashtalker by the name of maineracer (who im sure some of you remember) about a year ago but he had changed his name and Krazy couldnt remember the namechange. Would be nice to trade insults with them guys again.

Paybacks are hell says Ayla... Haha says Pepperrin

Well Ayla , apparently thanks to Melisca you will have the opportunity to try , yes i said try , to pay Pepperrin back for the beating we gave you tonight. The Extreme pards tourney brought out clowns, penguins, witches, a shadow even yet nothing was going to stand in our way as we romped and stomped our way to victory. After a spell of monkeypox infected tourneys at interleague, which we refuse to play in, it was a blast to get back in the ring and beat the snot out of some peeps. Great turnout for the tourney which just goes to show ya pards is fun. The tick came in briefly but he said he wasnt playing tonight. Too bad, kicking his ass would have been icing on the cake. Its T.V. time for The Great One, gotta catch up on my shows. Maybe bb later for some synning , maybe not .