Interleague vent

Got a bitch you want to air or a gripe to vent about concerning interleague? Heres your chance raise hell!!!

The Punishment.

I was informed today by email that I along with monkeyboy and bimbogirl would be sentenced to 2 weeks in the penalty box for our parts in the saturday night fight. Let it be known that i did write a letter of apology to the admins and the td since i didnt keep my trap shut.
On another noteI hope they put they dont put us all in the same cell , i dont want to be subjected to watching them toss each others salads. Maybe my pard will bust me outta the joint before i hafta see any such gruesome sights like that. Anyway i will do my time and when the penalty is over i will decide what to do from there , be it stay in interleague or quit playing Saturdays. cya at the tables....

Word and song of the week

After the weekends excitement i have 2 songs for the week First 1 is Breaking the Law by Judas Priest , great metal song from my youth and the other is Saturday Night Special by Lynryd Skynryd , great Southernrock!!
I will keep the word of the week short an simple... feud:1 (fyd) n. A bitter, often prolonged quarrel or state of enmity, especially such a state of hostilities between two families or clans.intr.v. feud·ed, feud·ing, feuds
2.To carry on or perpetuate a bitter quarrel or state of enmity
Enjoy!!

Anonymous Again wtf?

Ok , since Anonymous Oliveria and someone else i didnt bother to investigate couldnt get it thru their thick skulls when i said that i would remove posts without a name it seems i need to take it up a notch. When anyone posts a comment in the future it will require my approval before it appears. What that means is that i will receive an email with the comment and from there i will accept or reject it as i see fit which will mean a delay in comments showing up. And Olivia if you want to spar with Richard leave your name... simple? I think so. Otherwise if you cant run with the big dogs stay on the porch. So far the only comments i have removed have been the anonymous comments. I hope thats clear enough for anyone and everyone that has something to say here. And yes i left his comments because he did understand and leave his name. I might as well add that im not afraid to accept comments that flame me . As long as i can verify that the name left is truly who they say they are i will accept the comments.

New Rule

If you want to leave a comment on my blog you will need to leave your wordox/screen name . I will check ip if necessary to verify who you are. Anonymous comments will be removed. to leave a comment if you arent a registered user select the button marked other. no need to leave a web page just a name .

Interleague

As i advocated in an earlier post punishments may be handed down for those involved in the fracas at interleague Saturday. That being the case i rejoined Interleague and will take whatever punishment the remaining Admins decide to hand out. I was wrong as an admin to engage in a lobby fight and i hope the others that got involved that are in positions of power at other leagues realize their mistake as well.
I do hope that after they do whatever it is they think needs doing they decide to find out whether United is going to continue getting free exposure while venturing nothing. And if they wise up and United continues their non-participation i hope that the powers- that- be rid Interleague of the crap that United left on the doorstep, since you have to be a member of a participating league to play at Interleague. That being said im ready to take my punishmet, bring on the Singapore cane!!

Punishment etc

Ok , for my part in the incident at interleague i gave up my position as an admin and withdrew from the league. I figure a 30 day exile is plenty of punishment. If the powers that be feel that more is needed when i rejoin then so be it. What concerns me is the punishment for other people involved. Ceedie and Amplify have been around leagues long enough to know the rules, Amp especially seeing he has been banned from 2 of them for being a cheating piece of trash. Plenty of chat logs are available and other experienced players shot off at the mouth too. I suppose a light tap on the hand and a bad boy/bad girl is all that can truly be expected for any of them considering that the root of the whole problem , WordoxUnited , which joined the interleague setup, Never hosted a tourney on their weekend and deposited a Monkeyturd on the doorstep has never been brought to heel for their rude actions in not helping out. The old saying burn me once shame on you burn me twice shame on me never occured to anyone who allowed Amplify to join interleague or United.
Now on to Extremeox. If the restrictions on minifrump are dropped i will rejoin. A person has the right to be silent if they so choose. Many players dont say gg or gl or ty for t. So what!! Play them, beat them or lose and move on. If she were to resort to cursing a td or admin or cheating i can understand boxing or banning but otherwise i will maintain my stance.
As far as Oxfest goes they can continue to wallow in obscurity. They are very lucky in the fact that they have a person of Mummykins calibre to give them a touch of class and they should be proud of her tireless work promoting interleague for their group.
More later

Ok Ok

The comments here, the private messages and the emails i have received on what i thought would be my final post are very much appreciated. Im glad i have been able to make some of you laugh, im even happier that i have been able to piss off a few , and i will do my best to continue doing both as long as I can.
Later today after i have given it some thought i will add a post about the situation last weekend. So on that note I do want to thank those who openly posted , Richard , and my pard "The Spicy One" Hollypeenyo, Aspy and Rick. The ones who emailed , ymed and pmed me , Thank you as well , your support has been tremendous and means the world to me . Cya at the tables ;-)

Final Post

This is it folks the last post on this blog. I want to say that i have enjoyed running my mouth here , talking about wordox , bashing cheaters , bragging about me and my pard Holly and our partners exploits etc. I did remove my angry post from last night. I am not pissed off anymore , i do see the light however i do have a few things to say to a few people. To the Admins i worked with at Interleague , I apologize for my lobby comments, i was very unprofessional , in engaging in a lobby fight with Amplify and Ceedie. I still feel that a person PROVEN to be a cheater in 2 leagues should never have been allowed to join Interleague and will stand by that to the end.
Due to my actions last night i felt it best that i withdraw from interleague and did so. Due to 2 administrators from oxfest running their mouths in the lobby last night instead of backing up the TD and waiting for private email to settle the issue i withdrew from that league. As for Extremeox(my former home league that i created) i withdrew there as well.... i have been on the verge a couple of times in the past few months anyway but a comment from Ayla last night saying that im hurting Interleague when she bans a person( minifrump, who has always been a good friend to me) just for not saying hi , more than once i might add ,just iced the cake. Thats a double standard in my eyes so i left.
I also apologize to Barb, the situation got out of control very fast barb and you held yourself together very well and i applaud you for that.
I apologize to my Partner Holypeenyo , we had some good times and kicked some ass and i also applaud you for your unwavering stand in your boycott of Amplify even when i begged you to play them in Pards. I should have done the same thing and kept my mouth shut but i didnt.
Once more i apologize to Cait Mummy and Lady for having to deal with the aftermath of all this. Have fun all of you i hope to compete with most of you somewher edown the road.
Tc all and Good Luck!!

My anonymous detractor

Someone who decided to cower behind the name anonymous decided to say bad things about me here on MY space. What follows is an excerpt from their post, read the rest in comment sections......" in an earlier post i forgot to mention that men who continuously talk about other men in their own blogs undoubtedly have to be gay!so in summary to tie everything together, you can cheerfully crown yourself as a fag who just so happens to be full of shit! "
Ok anonymous, you have an astounding grasp of logic, you must be at least a junior high graduate. I suppose that people who talk about animals in their blogs are into bestiality? And the ones who talk about kids are pedophiles? . Also what if i dont want to crown myself cheerfully? what if i want to be in a shitty mood? according to you i am full of shit so wouldnt that be appropriate? Evidently you are one of the ones i refer to in my motto that needs to BITE ME!!

Anonymous postings

I cant stand someone who likes to run their mouth about me from behind the cover of an anonymous post. If you have something to say about me , good or bad, on my space even , please have the Balls to leave your name. No need to be a coward since all i can do online is write a response. Its not like i can hunt you down and beat the hell out of you like you deserve.
Show yourself you commie bastard.

Interleague Saturday

Attendance was ok saturday. Ricky had to help his sister move again so he didnt play much. You still owe me that ladderset too, Rick. The toilet overflowed at 1 point and Amp and Lilbas rode in on a wave.
Dorcas hosted 1 tourney with 16 people in it wich is considered a big tourney at cases. I won it and got a gold bar on my tourney player card heheh. She (Dorcas)also sent the gorilla cruising last night in my lose you cruise single elim to win the final tourney of the evening Wtg Dor!!.
In Partners Pepperrin beat DoJo by a seconde ;-) to claim a share of first place. We would have won it all but we refused to play the dubious duo known as V for V.D. After that was all said and done Most of us moved on over to Synergys Bar and had a blowout which i will cover in another post.

Living after Midnight

Wow!! The joint was jumping in the Synergy room for Barbs drunkox tourneys. At one point counting tourney players ,watchers and the td i think the room total was 16 people. Helluva crowd and lots of fun. Thanks Barb for hosting. I will write more about it and the Interleague part of Saturday tonight or tomorrow.

Catching up on the word and song of the week

This one is for all the Motley Crue fans out there , and its also for Olivia ..... song of the week is "Girl dont go away mad, Girl just go away"..... (for the ones familiar with the song i know it will be stuck in your head all day now lol)
Word for the week is bourbon DEF : 1.Also called bourbon whiskey. a straight whiskey distilled from a mash having 51 percent or more corn: originally the corn whiskey produced in Bourbon County, Kentucky. 2. What Ricky or any other man will need a generous supply of before undertaking the odious task of porking Olivia.
Gee this has been such fun, thanks Olivia!!

Olivia/aka Oliver

My wife , God bless her , keeps an eye on my internet activities , feeds me , cleans up after me etc.... has been watching this thing Olivia started Saturday morning and made the following observation.... " Jeff , whether she is male or female is beside the point...and I do believe she is female, whats going on here is the poor sow is obviously attracted to you." After i finished hurling chunks , i politely thanked her for ruining my day and asked her about clean clothes.
Now that im wised up to whats going on here i refer you back to my Penis Envy post Olivia. I promise you if you come to the States we will find a guy to take one for the team and do ya even if we have to get him liquored up (foregone conclusion) to do it. Im sorry that i personally wont be able to take care of that for you for 2 reasons . One...there aint enough whiskey in Tennessee to drink the ugly off of you and two im married and i dont fool around. Sorry (not) but its just got to be that way. Maybe we can hook you up with Rickety , i think he is single and Kentucky has a lot of whiskey for him to drink before he does the dirty deed. Sorry Ricky but i think you owe the team this one. One more thing.... Have a nice Day!!!! :-)

Penis Envy

Olivia aka QuestinMadness made a few statements Saturday morning in the interleague room that i feel need to be shared here with anyone who reads this. Apparently she believes that wordox is a girlie game and that the men who are good at wordox are gay. HMMMMMM that takes thinking about..... I know i am good at wordox yet i have never felt the urge to go up the old dirt road with any man, i am married to a beautiful woman who bore me a lovely daughter.
Joey aka Bigwurm is good at the game and he married Dorcas, a good looking woman, which is not the action any normal gay man would take. Richard aka Wordman is married.... never seen his wife but i know Richard prefers breast meat as well and his skill at the game is without doubt.
Olivia , just because you arent as successful against top rated men players as you are against unranked or low ranked newbies (always with your rules) doesnt mean that you need to envy our peckers or call us gay. If like you say cant get find a good man in greece (gee wonder why that is ? ) cmon over here to the good old U.S.A where im sure there will be a few good men willing to take one for the team and throw the meat to ya no matter what you look like. Smoooooch :-)

Moooving Along

Like my pard said lets move on, i have a subject i want to crow about, my win in the battle of the sexes.... CAW!! The men knew only 4 of us needed to show up for our tourney , it didnt matter which 4 , any 4 would have been enough. I happened to win that tourney and went on to back up what i said all week long.... That the men would win . So :P @ the glh gang and all of your cronies. In The Spicy Ones blog she mentioned dead crows.... have you ever seen a dead crow? Probably not because crows are survivors .... tricky, cunning, intelligent bastards. So bring your slingshots and bb guns , me and old Jim Beam will be awaitin on yas all. CAW!!!!

Beating a dead horse or a jackass as the case may be

Tonight i was told that a comment was made that most people hate Amplify because they assume he cheats. Let me set the record straight for those of you who wonder about my opinion or thoughts on the matter. I dont hate him because he cheats, i hate him because he is a lowlife scumbag, a piece of dogshit if you will. In all my years of playing this game he is the only person i truly hate. There are a number of people i dislike, including people who think they are better (not at ox) than everyone else. Hate is a very strong emotion and i am normally not the type to hate . My reasons for hating the jackass run deep and i have gone over those reasons enough.
There are a number of players i suspect of cheating, i dont care if they cheat, i can still beat them as often as they beat me. I still have fun win or lose and i have a blast running my mouth when i do win. I know there are people who dont like me , maybe hate me.... to those people i got 2 words for ya... SUCK It!! plus 2 middle fingers and let me add a fuck off to that as well. I enjoy every game i play whether its a scumbag cheater or a n honest player and i learn something from the best and the worst players every game i play if its a new word or a different strategy.
Cya at the tables!

Last Night at Interleague

The fur flew but the glossy black feathers remain intact!! I went into the battle of the sexes tourney with one thing in mind which i did accomplish which was to win. The ladies were foaming at the mouth in their rage and scared Ricky so bad he withdrew from the mens tourney and ran away, not to be seen again the rest of the night. In the finals i took on a very rough and tough DrKate but managed to take her out in the end , vgg Kate!
The international roughnecks , that feared team known as Pepperrin accomplished the one goal that they had mapped out for the night which was to beat Dorcas and Joey. I was well on my way to being drunk from the BOTS victory celebration and after the win we wanted in the teams tourney i really got hammered. The rest of the night is pretty blurry and if i offended anyone im sorry , it wont happen again until i get hammered again. I have a busy day today hope to see some of ya tonight.

ok i have been lazy

Yea , i havent posted much lately , life gets in the way sometimes. A few things to talk about here .... I was asked today if i believe the things I write here about my ox playing abilities. To a certain degree yes I do. I think im am without a doubt one of the best players in the game. With my personality being the way that it is tho I enjoy putting out a lot of trashtalk in this blog that may be taken in the wrong way. Let me clarify things for the uninformed . I know that I am beatable, just like everyone who plays this game is beatable. To read what I write here you need to understand the concept of talking smack. You sometimes need a sense of humor as well. I may not be the funniest person to ever write a line or two but i do get off a good zinger once in awhile.
Ok now i want to talk about cheaters. This isnt an amplify rant ,i have said all i need to say about that jerk. Cheaters are a popular topic in pm(private message). Some people wont play in a tourney if they see someone in that they think cheats, others voice opinions in pm to each other about cheaters. I have had many discussions with Wordman about cheating scumbags. I have a list of people that i suspect of cheating, i wont publish their names here because i cant prove cheating unless im standing over their shoulder watching. Those who do cheat , the scumbags, i want you to know this. You may beat me once or twice or ten times but you arent going to win every game because for most of you the time you waste looking up words with your little anagram machines or programs would be time better spent actually learning words and learning to employ a key element in this game , Strategy. What satisfaction do you get out of winning that way? Now that i have said that to the cheaters they can fuck off (i had to use gutter language somewhere).
Thats it for this post ,i have business elsewhere ;-)