Prize redemption

After all these years of playing in leagues i finally decided to look at the prizes and i qualified to get my very own Cases Ladder inkpen!! I cant wait to get it. I will use it for poison pen letters , graffiti , scratching in hard to reach spots ,writing checks and everything!! Back in the day when flipside ran the site i got all kinds of stuff... t-shirts , hoyle games cds etc but its been awhile since i got a prize. I wanted a t-shirt but i wasnt rich enough buxwise to get 1 despite emptying all my ladder accounts. Oh well , another 5 years or so and who knows ?

More on my last post

I dusted off my old name kes and rejoined wordoxunited a few days ago just to get in amps face, win or lose. Having the day on my hands to think about it i decided that for the most part he just isnt worth it, where playing a good game of ox with friends is a release that i look forward to. Not to say that i wont go play there sometimes because i will, but it wont be because he is there. I am not going to pursue that grudge any longer but if i beat him you will damn sure see some cawing going on here because when you rage against a machine and win its somethin to crow about.

stats and other junk

Talking to a few people this morning i was asked the question "Dont you care about your stats?"
Well the answer a few years ago was yes. Now its no , i dont give a damn about my stats. I rarely even look at them anymore. Sure i see my rank when i register for a tourney and i play to win but ratings , win streaks etc mean nothing to me anymore. I have been to the top of the mountain pretty much in every league under one name or another and while i love to compete in tourneys the overall win-loss record doesnt matter. Not saying i like to lose but i know im going to lose a few here and there and i have more fun now wreaking havoc than i do worrying about my rating , especially if its pards with Team Pepperrin.
I get a lot of email about what i write here from people who dont necessarily want to comment on the site , people asking why i dont like Amplify, why i got pissed at Ricky , who do i think cheats etc etc. Here is what i have to say to these people. I have been playing here a long time , made lots of friends and enemies , had bad times and good. I have seen the most amazing players in the wordox world play the weirdest words , , started leagues , tded, done it all. Some things i regret , others i dont , but the i do promise you all to do this..... I will try to be more laid back , have more fun , raise hell with my pard in teams tourneys , talk trash and generally just have a good time and quit focusing on the bad shit that goes on in Ox. I am here to stay till the good Lord takes me away , like me or dont like me learn to love me cos i am the best thing out there today ;-)
If i beat someone or me and my pard tear up a teams tourney and i gloat about it here , take it in good grace , im only having fun from here on out. Cya at the tables ;-)

Word and song of the week

I dedicate the word and song of the week to Amplify , my favorite wordoxer..... The song... the Asshole song written by Jimmy Buffet and made famous by Dennis Leary , lyrics as follow......
The Asshole Song by Jimmy Buffett (lyrics) ........ Well I was drivin' down I-95 the other night.Somebody nearly cut me right off the road.I decided it wasn't gonna do any good to get mad.So I wrote a song about him instead.It goes like this...Were you born an asshole?Or did you work at it your whole life?Either way it worked out fine'cause you're an asshole tonight.Yes you're an A S S H O L E...And don't you try to blame it on me.You deserve all the credit.You're an asshole tonight.You were an asshole yesterday.You're an asshole tonight.And I've got a feelin'you'll be an asshole the rest of your life.And I was talkin' to your motherjust the other night.I told her I thought you were an asshole.She said, "Yes. I think you're right."And all your friends are assholes'cause you've known them your whole life.And somebody told meyou've got an asshole for a wife.Were you born an asshole?Or did you work at it your whole life?Either way it worked out fine'cause you're an aaaass...hole tonight. Word of the week in keeping with the theme is sphincter sphinc·ter (sfngktr) n.
1.A ringlike muscle that normally maintains constriction of a body passage or orifice and that relaxes as required by normal physiological functioning.
2.Adj. Amplify- cyas at the tables ;-)

United Rage

Kes the gorilla killa rejoined WordoxUnited today, i figure like the profile says ,the losses dont matter but the wins are toot sweet. I did lose the no pinks and Ampyboy took that and ran like the pussy that he is instead of coming back for his usual easy romp to victory in the late tourney. I shall rage against the machine just because i can. If that piece of shit can play where he isnt wanted so can i ;-) Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games...... later peeps

Players from the past

I ran into KrazyRacer yesterday, he is still as cocky as ever but funny as hell. I told him to bring his sorry ass back to the leagues so i could kick it for him and he said he might show up this weekend. He said he had seen another trashtalker by the name of maineracer (who im sure some of you remember) about a year ago but he had changed his name and Krazy couldnt remember the namechange. Would be nice to trade insults with them guys again.

Paybacks are hell says Ayla... Haha says Pepperrin

Well Ayla , apparently thanks to Melisca you will have the opportunity to try , yes i said try , to pay Pepperrin back for the beating we gave you tonight. The Extreme pards tourney brought out clowns, penguins, witches, a shadow even yet nothing was going to stand in our way as we romped and stomped our way to victory. After a spell of monkeypox infected tourneys at interleague, which we refuse to play in, it was a blast to get back in the ring and beat the snot out of some peeps. Great turnout for the tourney which just goes to show ya pards is fun. The tick came in briefly but he said he wasnt playing tonight. Too bad, kicking his ass would have been icing on the cake. Its T.V. time for The Great One, gotta catch up on my shows. Maybe bb later for some synning , maybe not .

Yesterday

First things first.... Congrats to Shadow and Josh on the partners win , nice come from behind effort in the lower bracket to take both games against the J for Jackass team. Next , Rickety announced that he was taking his ball and going home because i blasted him here. Great Ricky , instead of trying to redeem yourself with all the people you have pissed over the years and i hope you arent too stupid to know what im talking about , you puss out and quit. Cya. Third , for all of the older players i ran across ChezPate yesterday and she says hi to all her old friends and will try to come play some league stuff. now im going to dose my hangover more later...... CAW