This one is for all the Motley Crue fans out there , and its also for Olivia ..... song of the week is "Girl dont go away mad, Girl just go away"..... (for the ones familiar with the song i know it will be stuck in your head all day now lol)
Word for the week is bourbon DEF : 1.Also called bourbon whiskey. a straight whiskey distilled from a mash having 51 percent or more corn: originally the corn whiskey produced in Bourbon County, Kentucky. 2. What Ricky or any other man will need a generous supply of before undertaking the odious task of porking Olivia.
Gee this has been such fun, thanks Olivia!!
Monday, November 13, 2006
Olivia/aka Oliver
My wife , God bless her , keeps an eye on my internet activities , feeds me , cleans up after me etc.... has been watching this thing Olivia started Saturday morning and made the following observation.... " Jeff , whether she is male or female is beside the point...and I do believe she is female, whats going on here is the poor sow is obviously attracted to you." After i finished hurling chunks , i politely thanked her for ruining my day and asked her about clean clothes.
Now that im wised up to whats going on here i refer you back to my Penis Envy post Olivia. I promise you if you come to the States we will find a guy to take one for the team and do ya even if we have to get him liquored up (foregone conclusion) to do it. Im sorry that i personally wont be able to take care of that for you for 2 reasons . One...there aint enough whiskey in Tennessee to drink the ugly off of you and two im married and i dont fool around. Sorry (not) but its just got to be that way. Maybe we can hook you up with Rickety , i think he is single and Kentucky has a lot of whiskey for him to drink before he does the dirty deed. Sorry Ricky but i think you owe the team this one. One more thing.... Have a nice Day!!!! :-)
Now that im wised up to whats going on here i refer you back to my Penis Envy post Olivia. I promise you if you come to the States we will find a guy to take one for the team and do ya even if we have to get him liquored up (foregone conclusion) to do it. Im sorry that i personally wont be able to take care of that for you for 2 reasons . One...there aint enough whiskey in Tennessee to drink the ugly off of you and two im married and i dont fool around. Sorry (not) but its just got to be that way. Maybe we can hook you up with Rickety , i think he is single and Kentucky has a lot of whiskey for him to drink before he does the dirty deed. Sorry Ricky but i think you owe the team this one. One more thing.... Have a nice Day!!!! :-)
Sunday, November 12, 2006
Penis Envy
Olivia aka QuestinMadness made a few statements Saturday morning in the interleague room that i feel need to be shared here with anyone who reads this. Apparently she believes that wordox is a girlie game and that the men who are good at wordox are gay. HMMMMMM that takes thinking about..... I know i am good at wordox yet i have never felt the urge to go up the old dirt road with any man, i am married to a beautiful woman who bore me a lovely daughter.
Joey aka Bigwurm is good at the game and he married Dorcas, a good looking woman, which is not the action any normal gay man would take. Richard aka Wordman is married.... never seen his wife but i know Richard prefers breast meat as well and his skill at the game is without doubt.
Olivia , just because you arent as successful against top rated men players as you are against unranked or low ranked newbies (always with your rules) doesnt mean that you need to envy our peckers or call us gay. If like you say cant get find a good man in greece (gee wonder why that is ? ) cmon over here to the good old U.S.A where im sure there will be a few good men willing to take one for the team and throw the meat to ya no matter what you look like. Smoooooch :-)
Joey aka Bigwurm is good at the game and he married Dorcas, a good looking woman, which is not the action any normal gay man would take. Richard aka Wordman is married.... never seen his wife but i know Richard prefers breast meat as well and his skill at the game is without doubt.
Olivia , just because you arent as successful against top rated men players as you are against unranked or low ranked newbies (always with your rules) doesnt mean that you need to envy our peckers or call us gay. If like you say cant get find a good man in greece (gee wonder why that is ? ) cmon over here to the good old U.S.A where im sure there will be a few good men willing to take one for the team and throw the meat to ya no matter what you look like. Smoooooch :-)
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