My wife , God bless her , keeps an eye on my internet activities , feeds me , cleans up after me etc.... has been watching this thing Olivia started Saturday morning and made the following observation.... " Jeff , whether she is male or female is beside the point...and I do believe she is female, whats going on here is the poor sow is obviously attracted to you." After i finished hurling chunks , i politely thanked her for ruining my day and asked her about clean clothes.
Now that im wised up to whats going on here i refer you back to my Penis Envy post Olivia. I promise you if you come to the States we will find a guy to take one for the team and do ya even if we have to get him liquored up (foregone conclusion) to do it. Im sorry that i personally wont be able to take care of that for you for 2 reasons . One...there aint enough whiskey in Tennessee to drink the ugly off of you and two im married and i dont fool around. Sorry (not) but its just got to be that way. Maybe we can hook you up with Rickety , i think he is single and Kentucky has a lot of whiskey for him to drink before he does the dirty deed. Sorry Ricky but i think you owe the team this one. One more thing.... Have a nice Day!!!! :-)
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